Finding sex with a stranger?

[TheFifthDay]

Lately I've resigned to not doing really anything but with how I'm shedding pounds, barely eating, getting weak, and my teeth only getting looser and shiftier and more cavities I figure I'll try having sex with a stranger before I feel like I'm unable to. Thing is, I've barely had social interaction for god knows how long. I don't have much cash. I don't enjoy traveling or leaving the house. I've never had sex. All of this is completely new but I might as well do one adventurous thing in my life even if I fully expect it to be awkward and underwhelming.

That said. What are my options? Better yet how would I find a chick with an equally low will to live so I guess we could be on the same page of going out with a bang.

 

[filthyrottendirty]

Sex with strangers when youre a virgin is a a bad idea especially when your social skills are subpar I've been there. You could use a dating site but guys usually don't have much luck with those, I know you said you don't have much money but your best bet is probably a prostitute

 

[Beachedwhale]

Dating apps

 

[Seiba]

You could try saving money by selling plasma or otherwise to build up funds. You can then hire a sex worker if all you're interested in is sex.

 

[Victoria]

Just go on Adultwork and search according to whatever turns you on. Most sex workers are good with awkward customers and will do everything to make you feel at ease. Going to a prostitute is far easier than you probably think. And as the thread above asserts the main things you need to do is be clean, polite and on time.

 

[omoidarui]

going out with a bang.

what a fitting idiom

 

[TheFifthDay]

Going to a prostitute is far easier than you probably think.

To be fair, that applies to basically everything I do. Hell it applies to making a cup of coffee.