I wish,(like we all do here), I could have had a much different life. This be a bit much for sensitive souls here, but you did ask.What I'd want is greater size strength, blond hair and blue eyes. But I'd also want in my family group a very alpha male type dad, say special forces, or Navy seal.

I'd want a big brother too.

I would want dad to be the type of man that when I become a uppity, rebellious, smart mouthed teenager,

he would er, umm, how to put this.....whip my ass. I don't mean a spanking with a belt. No no gentle reader, things like: #1. Son, did you take one of my beers? No sir! Dad I drank four of your beers. Son Im gonna have to punish you! I'd be like dad I know you love me,

so I understand I was a bad boy.

I know I got it comming. Dad would be saying son, let's go to your room. Yes sir dad! (I'll spare our sensitive readers the details of my punishment, tho I think you can guess what I mean, I did say ass whopping). #2. Son your school called and told me you skipped school last friday. Did you skip school? DON'T lie to me BOY! I'd be please DAD! No please DAD! Then he would slap me open handed, splitting my lip, and making me hit the wall behind me and slide to the floor landing on my ass.Then dad who I know loves me and I would have no doubt about it, would hoist my skinny ass of the floor... Pin me against the wall with one hand a continue slapping hell out of me until I had a bloody nose, a couple of bruise's on my face. Then dad would tell me go clean your face up NOW! I'd be sniff, sniff,

and I'd go clean up. Then when I came back out dad would tell me how much he loves me,

and it was for my own good!

#3. Son were you and Bobby,(big brother also badass like dad),

smoking marijuana? I'd be No SIR!

Dad if your lieing to me, your only gonna make it worse.! Then dad would holler, Bobby get your ass down here right now! Then once big bro, dad and I are together... Dad I smell marijuana! You boys been smoking reefer in my house? Both boys, "NO SIR DAD!"

Dad would say Bobby, let me see your eyes up close. Then he'd ask me the same thing......Dad would tell Bobby, you may go. Then he would tell me son, your eyes are very red! That is gonna be too bad for you.

You smoked reefer in my house and you lied to me! I would be like yes sir I did, both.

Then my big brother would come down from upstairs, holding a baggie filled with green leafy ness! Bobby would tell Dad, Look what I found in his room!

I'd tell Bobby you asshole dad's gonna kill me!

Yep that would get a real good ass whipping from my loving dad. Well maybe I got problems, but to me a dad should put his boys in their place. Reckon I like toxic masculinity, but boy's raised rough like that do better!

Maybe next life I'll get the right kind of dad and family for ME!