Ardesevent
It’s the end of the line, cowboy
- Feb 2, 2020
- 358
It seems that there's either a god out there who really wants me to suffer, or I'm just an idiot.
I finally was able to get a gun, but the person who gave me them doesn't have the ammo I need for them, and won't go buy more. I can't buy it myself because I'm not old enough to buy the ammo for it yet. (But apparently owning the gun and the ammo is fine. Laws are dumb.)
All my other countless attempts have failed too, even the ones that logically shouldn't. Full hanging? Failed. Detergent? Failed. Jumping out in front of a speeding car at night, wearing dark clothing? They stopped just in the nick of time, like some cheesy movie.
I'm starting to have a ton of health problems pop up too at my age, so maybe I'm just horribly unlucky.
I finally was able to get a gun, but the person who gave me them doesn't have the ammo I need for them, and won't go buy more. I can't buy it myself because I'm not old enough to buy the ammo for it yet. (But apparently owning the gun and the ammo is fine. Laws are dumb.)
All my other countless attempts have failed too, even the ones that logically shouldn't. Full hanging? Failed. Detergent? Failed. Jumping out in front of a speeding car at night, wearing dark clothing? They stopped just in the nick of time, like some cheesy movie.
I'm starting to have a ton of health problems pop up too at my age, so maybe I'm just horribly unlucky.
