Would anyone like to eat me?

[Marktheghost]

I want to die. Lots of animals, and possibly plants, don't. So it would make a lot of sense for someone to just eat me, and save the lives of the chickens, sheeps, turkeys etc that would be killed and eaten instead of me.

Why kill a chicken that wants to stay alive, when you can kill a human who's willing to be killed for food and perfectly able to say so?

And it would save money on buying meat at the butchers.

And when I do die, I'm just going to get eaten by worms and bacteria anyway, so it would make sense for another human to eat me instead.

It would even be romantic wouldn't it? Whoever ate me would have me inside them, and I'd quite literally have become part of them.

If I'm not going to get the opportunity to help people while I'm still alive, I might as well help people when I die at least.

Oh and you'd get more meat off a human than a lot of other animals, so you'd be destroying the life of 1 human instead of 20 chickens or 2 sheeps or whatever; why kill 2 animals when you can just kill 1?

 

[Arsenal14]

Dude what in the Hell is wrong with you? People like you who post things like this make us all look bad. Please delete this.

 

[Darkover]

no but i always tease the cat by saying i'm going to cook you and eat you

 

[odradek]

 

[Nachos]

It would even be romantic wouldn't it? Whoever ate me would have me inside them, and I'd quite literally have become part of them.

Yeah.. this is definitely a fetish.

 

[nevinoven]

I don't know what to say. Lol.

 

[OnlyTheWind]

Armin Meiwes.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Oh god, the vore fetishists are attacking us. Hide your waifus before they're drawn obese and eating people, quick !

 

[nevinoven]

What about some fried human with cheese sause?

 

[rosie93]

Please, call Hannibal Lecter.

 

[ClownMe]

BAH GAWD! THAT'S ARMIN MEIWES' MUSIC!

 

[mousebot]

I want to die. Lots of animals, and possibly plants, don't. So it would make a lot of sense for someone to just eat me, and save the lives of the chickens, sheeps, turkeys etc that would be killed and eaten instead of me.

Why kill a chicken that wants to stay alive, when you can kill a human who's willing to be killed for food and perfectly able to say so?

And it would save money on buying meat at the butchers.

And when I do die, I'm just going to get eaten by worms and bacteria anyway, so it would make sense for another human to eat me instead.

It would even be romantic wouldn't it? Whoever ate me would have me inside them, and I'd quite literally have become part of them.

If I'm not going to get the opportunity to help people while I'm still alive, I might as well help people when I die at least.

Oh and you'd get more meat off a human than a lot of other animals, so you'd be destroying the life of 1 human instead of 20 chickens or 2 sheeps or whatever; why kill 2 animals when you can just kill 1?

Imo animals dont understand death the same way we do. They live more primitive lives and dont have as much time for overthinking, thus i think they accept it more. They have the urge to survive and fear of death of course but i dont think they think about it as deeply as we do. Honestly good for them, its the ultimate weakness for humans. That all being said id be down to try fried human hypothetically

 

[Deleted member 8579]

BAH GAWD! THAT'S ARMIN MEIWES' MUSIC!

 

[Mr2005]

Dude what in the Hell is wrong with you? People like you who post things like this make us all look bad. Please delete this.

I thought it might be worse actually. As soon as I see who's posted either my worst fears are confirmed or I breathe a sigh of relief. It was said quite innocently and I kind of like that. Obviously the answers no and if anyone said otherwise I'd be much more troubled by that person

 

[juraviel]

how did i end up on cannibal cafe

 

[oliviahurts]

We need a darkweb site to connect cannibals with suicidal vegans.

 

[Deleted member 8579]

how did i end up on cannibal cafe

 

[apathetic.]

If you taste good I would eat you, I mean why not. Food is food. As long as you're a thicc chonky boii who tastes like beacon Then I'm sure anyone would like to devour you.

 

[Starryeyes]

Jesus this site has got a bit dark :(

 

[rosie93]

Btw, I wonder how many PMs you're going to get from potential clients.

 

[prox777]

Ignore the people jumping to judge you for asking your question. They're responding in a way society has taught them is 'correct'. I've long stopped thinking along lines of societal norms [like you :)] and it's a valid question. Unfortunately, people eating people isn't viable. We're all so full of fake/processed foodstuffs these days, Dahmer wouldn't be able to stomach us.

 

[Arsenal14]

Ignore the people jumping to judge you for asking your question. They're responding in a way society has taught them is 'correct'. I've long stopped thinking along lines of societal norms [like you :)] and it's a valid question. Unfortunately, people eating people isn't viable. We're all so full of fake/processed foodstuffs these days, Dahmer wouldn't be able to stomach us.

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you people lol. How is this even remotely a valid question? Here I am thinking that I can relate with some of the people in this forum but damn seeing comments like this make me a lot more hesitant to open myself to communicating with people on here and making friends.

 

[AtMostOkay]

I want to die. Lots of animals, and possibly plants, don't. So it would make a lot of sense for someone to just eat me, and save the lives of the chickens, sheeps, turkeys etc that would be killed and eaten instead of me.

Why kill a chicken that wants to stay alive, when you can kill a human who's willing to be killed for food and perfectly able to say so?

And it would save money on buying meat at the butchers.

And when I do die, I'm just going to get eaten by worms and bacteria anyway, so it would make sense for another human to eat me instead.

It would even be romantic wouldn't it? Whoever ate me would have me inside them, and I'd quite literally have become part of them.

If I'm not going to get the opportunity to help people while I'm still alive, I might as well help people when I die at least.

Oh and you'd get more meat off a human than a lot of other animals, so you'd be destroying the life of 1 human instead of 20 chickens or 2 sheeps or whatever; why kill 2 animals when you can just kill 1?

 

[apathetic.]

I

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you people lol. How is this even remotely a valid question? Here I am thinking that I can relate with some of the people in this forum but damn seeing comments like this make me a lot more hesitant to open myself to communicating with people on here and making friends.

I mean why not. Don't knock it till you try it

Ignore the people jumping to judge you for asking your question. They're responding in a way society has taught them is 'correct'. I've long stopped thinking along lines of societal norms [like you :)] and it's a valid question. Unfortunately, people eating people isn't viable. We're all so full of fake/processed foodstuffs these days, Dahmer wouldn't be able to stomach us.

I agree like we are in a non Normie site here we should at least be woke.

 

[arie]

Yo wtfff, there are some crazy people on this site. How tf is eating another person "romantic" …

 

[Arsenal14]

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I mean why not. Don't knock it till you try it

I agree like we are in a non Normie site here we should at least be woke.

 

[ChobaniFlipSmores]

Can you start eating hot peppers to add a little bit of heat?

 

[mousebot]

Ignore the people jumping to judge you for asking your question. They're responding in a way society has taught them is 'correct'. I've long stopped thinking along lines of societal norms [like you :)] and it's a valid question. Unfortunately, people eating people isn't viable. We're all so full of fake/processed foodstuffs these days, Dahmer wouldn't be able to stomach us.

Dahmer was in the 90s and mostly lived off macdonalds besides the human meat of poor people who probably couldnt afford non overly processed foods, im pretty sure he could handle it

 

[FuneralCry]

Is this a serious thread? It does not make much sense to me. Humans do not eat eachother. It would not save the lives of farm animals either as they would be killed for meat anyway.

 

[ChobaniFlipSmores]

Cannibalism also can cause Kuru disease.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)