If your own urine was deadly as N, would you drink it?

[Johnnythefox]

Can someone please video this and send it to Exit? I believe this kind of thing is very much appreciated by them for its contribution to, er, research, and stuff.

I think he's going to offer you the job as editor of the PPeH.

 

[wiIIow]

of course I'd drink my own piss. the lethality would be a welcome added bonus

 

[Final Escape]

@Deafsn0w, has the spirit of @Volatile possessed you?

Right this sounds like something Volatile would ask lol!

 

[Smilla]

Imagine a normal, non-suicidal person looking at this poll. 90% want to drink our own piss so we can finally die.

Lmao

 

[Smilla]

of course I'd drink my own piss. the lethality would be a welcome added bonus

"Of course..."

Lethality would be an "added bonus"?

In what other circumstance would drinking your piss be attractive?

 

[wiIIow]

In what other circumstance would drinking your piss be attractive?

where do I even start

 

[Jodes]

Splashing it on your eyes helps stop you going blind if a Spitting Adder sprays venom at your face. Good aim. The snake. The Adder.

 

[Xerxes]

Be sure to come out with your new handbook titled, "Taking the Piss out of Life" (© 2019

Edit: Copyrighting that before Phillip gets his lawyers on me.

 

[Dor]

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Shes drinking her own comedy routine

 

[Jodes]

Be sure to come out with your new handbook titled, "Taking the Piss out of Life" (© 2019

Edit: Copyrighting that before Phillip gets his lawyers on me.

No this is about research and search for truth, not vanity and search for wealth

 

[Xerxes]

I clean my toilet with ammonia and I always take a piss before I flush it....I can now die by just inhaling my pee pee and ammonia infusion?

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[AveryConure]

where do I even start

Hey man everyone has their kinks

 

[wiIIow]

Hey man everyone has their kinks

Oh no, god no, it's not a kink.

Just a very enjoyable and wholesome recreational activity

 

[ForestLove]

Yes. And I would save lots of monies too!

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

You bet I would! It would make me incredibly happy to know that I had an easily accessible, reliable method at hand for FREE!

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

YES !!! Because it would be free. I'm not sure how the tastes would compare.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Urine doesn't taste that bad

So you have tried ?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

@Deafsn0w, has the spirit of @Volatile possessed you?

 

[Armadillo]

Oh no, god no, it's not a kink.

Just a very enjoyable and wholesome recreational activity

Cursed comment.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

What a fun alternate universe this would be. Bear Grylls would be the ultimate oxymoron as a suicidal survivalist. But no, I wouldn't drink it. I'm not ready yet and wouldn't down N even if I had it at my disposal.

 

[creationisdeath]

That shower would be golden indeed. Sign me up

 

[LastDay]

Hell if my shit was as deadly I would fucking eat it. The desperation is real.

 

[stellabelle]

I'd take a hard pass on that one.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Personally I will. It's obviously better than living miserably till you're 90.

CHUG!!! CHUG!!! CHUG!!! CHUG!!! CHUG!!!

 

[kkatt]

Very disappointed that nobody has yet suggested doing it as an enema, if only to make for a fascinating inquest.

You know don't you? About the UT community.

I've been investigating UT for quite a while now.
Still think it's complete woo and really nasty.
HUMAN WASTE.

 

[kkatt]

If you use Facebook,check out a page called DAWI.
Detox, Antivax and Woo Insanity.
You will soon find out what you need to know about Urine therapy
And the extreme measures used within that delightful practice.

 

[Sixfeetunder]

Yes it's gross, but at least I'd be dead by the end of it. So yes.

 

[ctrl_alt_delete]

Very disappointed that nobody has yet suggested doing it as an enema, if only to make for a fascinating inquest.

... / ...

It's probably better than N tbf.

Rest assured by the way, that if my urine was as lethal as N, I'd be very happy to piss on literally every single one of you before l ctb. I'm very grateful for the support you've given me and feel l should at least share this peaceful method of passing with all of you, and remind you all to avoid the person called 'Chianski' in the PPH; he's just a scammer and his urine is just standard, over-the-counter piss.

My sides are aching from laughing too much.

Best thread yet. And obviously yes.