What should I say??!! Help please!

[Deafsn0w]

My mom just checked my bank account and saw my recent purchases. She texted me what the $330 purchase is for. I'm anxious because I bought a $330 gas regulator kit from max dog brewing. What should I say??!!

 

[BipolarGuy]

My mom just checked my bank account and saw my recent purchases. She texted me what the $330 purchase is for. I'm anxious because I bought a $330 gas regulator kit from max dog brewing. What should I say??!!

Why does your mum have access to your bank account?

 

[Ghost2211]

Tried online gambling. You sucked at it and wont ever do it again.

 

[Deafsn0w]

Why does your mum have access to your bank account?

She is my conservator :( it means that she has access to my bank account

 

[BipolarGuy]

She is my conservator :( it means that she has access to my bank account

Oh ok.

You purchased a gas regulator kit.
What's one of those?

 

[Deafsn0w]

Oh ok.

You purchased a gas regulator kit.
What's one of those?

You can find it on max dog brewing

 

[nitroautnz]

My mom just checked my bank account and saw my recent purchases. She texted me what the $330 purchase is for. I'm anxious because I bought a $330 gas regulator kit from max dog brewing. What should I say??!!

It should have show max dog brewing on your bank account details (mine did display that), so you cant invent any lie, I dont know your age or were you live, but if you can brew/drink beer you can say you discover this new hobby and want to try it.

 

[Lmd]

Tell her you bought an anime figure

 

[LonelyNick]

Tell her you bought an anime figure

This is really clever

 

[Ghost2211]

What if she asks to see it? It needs to be something that wont have physical product

 

[Lmd]

What if she asks to see it? It needs to be something that wont have physical product

He can shows a 10$ figure or something he already has. I don't know how much is his mother into anime

 

[checkouttime]

Oh ok.

You purchased a gas regulator kit.
What's one of those?

exit bag method

 

[inactive]

"Admit" that you purchased a few high-end sex toys? She will be too embarrassed to push the subject further and definitely won't ask to see them.

 

[Ghost2211]

"Admit" that you purchased a few high-end sex toys? She will be too embarrassed to push the subject further and definitely won't ask to see them.

Lol this is my favorite one.

 

[checkouttime]

what does it appear on your statement like?

like does it say max dog brewing?? I have a feeling it might, which is going to be near impossible to blag

"Admit" that you purchased a few high-end sex toys? She will be too embarrassed to push the subject further and definitely won't ask to see them.

that could actually be a very good idea, as mad as it sounds!!!! there not going to ask to take a look, i fucking hope not anyway. and if they did you could react bad to it and i t wouldn't be unreasonable!!!

 

[Deafsn0w]

It should have show max dog brewing on your bank account details (mine did display that), so you cant invent any lie, I dont know your age or were you live, but if you can brew/drink beer you can say you discover this new hobby and want to try it.

Unfortunately I'm 20. I can't drink here in the US. Yeah it displayed max dog brewing on my bank account details. She just doesn't know what it is.

 

[Infinite Conscious]

Say "it was supposed to be a surprise... now you ruined everything, as you are a control freak and always have to check on my personal matters".

Send her on a guilt trip... it will buy you some time. Hopefully until the purchase arrives.

 

[Deafsn0w]

What if she asks to see it? It needs to be something that wont have physical product

That's one of the biggest fears :(

 

[Captive of Mind]

You could say that you were going to make your own beer because you aren't allowed to buy it. When it comes in, the worst that will happen is that she will make you return it. There isn't anything else she could do if you don't tell her what you are actually going to use it for.

 

[Deafsn0w]

I told her that I bought myself a birthday present

 

[Captive of Mind]

I told her that I bought myself a birthday present

That is a good idea.

 

[Deafsn0w]

You could say that you were going to make your own beer because you aren't allowed to buy it. When it comes in, the worst that will happen is that she will make you return it. There isn't anything else she could do if you don't tell her what you are actually going to use it for.

I don't think she would approve it
She texted me, "What was the birthday present?" I don't know what to say!!

 

[checkouttime]

Unfortunately I'm 20. I can't drink here in the US. Yeah it displayed max dog brewing on my bank account details. She just doesn't know what it is.

right so.....has she seen it says max dog brewing????? or has she just seen that a chunk of money has gone

 

[Deafsn0w]

right so.....has she seen it says max dog brewing????? or has she just seen that a chunk of money has gone

Both

 

[checkouttime]

If she's seen it says max dog brewing. the only thing i could think of ,do you know someone who would lie for you. say you bought something for someone because they didn't have a bank card.

Im still trying to think of what? do you have someone that would lie?

 

[Ghost2211]

Problem is if she googles max dog brewing. That's only one thing. Lying and getting busted might make it more suspicious. I would just say I wanted to try brewing and let her think Im an idiot. Better than the truth.

 

[Deafsn0w]

Problem solved! I told her that I bought a iPad and she said nice

 

[Captive of Mind]

If she won't approve it, then you might have to return it.

Alternatively, you could tell her any number of items that it is, but she might look it up on google and ask to see it. If this happens, then she might become suspicious that you lied. But either way, try not to worry too much because what's the worst that will happen? It's not like you will be sent to the psych ward. If she makes you return it, then you will just have to find a new method.

Problem solved! I told her that I bought a iPad and she said nice

Oh good God, lol. We overestimated your mom's detective skills.

 

[Lmd]

Problem solved! I told her that I bought a iPad and she said nice

Lmao

 

[checkouttime]

Problem solved! I told her that I bought a iPad and she said nice

lol so sh'es oblivious to it having said max dog brewing.

will she not check still/ do you think she defo believed you?