What shall be written on your tombstone?

[noname223]

Here are some of my favorites:

"His threads in this death cult suicide forum were really dope"

"At least he cannot annoy us further with his dumb ass remarks."

"Nobody cares. Nobody gives a shit." Not fully true my family and friends care. But in the longrun there was no actual benefit of my existence except that a lot of unnecessary torture happened.

"I hope at least his words on this tombstone were not written by AI."

"Please take a shit on his grave, it would be the logical continuation of his life."

"Please kids, always remember. If your mom beats the shit out of you run as fast as you can somewhere else."

Sorry, I am too cynical today.

 

[MissAbyss]

"Here lies anonymous, date unknown."
"Here lies the clown slave."

There will be no tombstone at all.

 

[TheHolySword]

No tomb, no tombstone

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Name, birth date, death date, "son". Nothing more.

 

[fleischmaschina]

nothing. Not a grave at all. Ash thrown into nature and be forgotten forever

 

[gunmetalblue11]

I don't want a tombstone. And well my body will be dealt with by the city most probably. But if I have one, a big fat: "I took hanging around too seriously" engraved.

 

[Forg]

My grave will be urinated on and will contain the following message:

"Here lies the stupidest person in the world."

 

[Marbas]

"I'm right behind you"

 

[Grog]

"So look, see the sights
The endless summer nights
And go play the game that you learnt
From the morning"

 

[KenDuh]

Just my name, there's no one person that knows me well enough to even understand if I write something there