What shall be written on your tombstone?

[noname223]

Here are some of my favorites:

"His threads in this death cult suicide forum were really dope"

"At least he cannot annoy us further with his dumb ass remarks."

"Nobody cares. Nobody gives a shit." Not fully true my family and friends care. But in the longrun there was no actual benefit of my existence except that a lot of unnecessary torture happened.

"I hope at least his words on this tombstone were not written by AI."

"Please take a shit on his grave, it would be the logical continuation of his life."

"Please kids, always remember. If your mom beats the shit out of you run as fast as you can somewhere else."

Sorry, I am too cynical today.

 

[MissAbyss]

"Here lies anonymous, date unknown."
"Here lies the clown slave."

There will be no tombstone at all.

 

[TheHolySword]

No tomb, no tombstone

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Name, birth date, death date, "son". Nothing more.

 

[fleischmaschina]

nothing. Not a grave at all. Ash thrown into nature and be forgotten forever

 

[gunmetalblue]

I don't want a tombstone. And well my body will be dealt with by the city most probably. But if I have one, a big fat: "I took hanging around too seriously" engraved.

 

[Forg]

My grave will be urinated on and will contain the following message:

"Here lies the stupidest person in the world."

 

[Marbas]

"I'm right behind you"

 

[Grog]

"So look, see the sights
The endless summer nights
And go play the game that you learnt
From the morning"

 

[KenDuh]

Just my name, there's no one person that knows me well enough to even understand if I write something there

 

[CTB Dream]

no want tmbia want disapre, hpn tmbia wrt this awfl speces awfl unvrs awfl wrld all injury damage me, awfl lif cncpt neednd this human no undrstd lif awfl cncpt unvrs chaos,

 

[Pluto]

 

[froggirl9000]

 

[BrainSplatter]

"the party didn't end it just moved underground - pay your respects here" with an arrow pointing to the grooves on top of my gravestone the perfect size for a line lol

Or…

"Whoever you are why didn't you give a fuck when I was alive"
"I bet you're wondering what took me so long"
"My corpse doesn't consent"
"Here lies a waste of a human a sad lonely depressed soul who chose freedom and peace from this cruel world"
"May she rest in pieces - some limbs weren't ever recovered from the scene but she always was a broken soul"
"I finally found quiet, a peaceful place where the noise can't reach me"

 

[Pale_Rider]

Told you I was sick.

 

[starboy2k]

"Here lies the sexiest twink this sorry ass planet has ever been blessed with, you should've been more nice to him"

 

[............]

No wishes for a tombstone writing personally but one thing – I give Goths full permission to pose or dance on it for some dark pictures. Glad to be of at least one use while dead!

 

[Macedonian1987]

I don't want to have a tombstone. I want to have an unmarked grave. I also don't want to leave any trace in this world that I ever existed in it.

 

[avalon_]

"You may rest here too, if you like"

 

[Flubber]

 

[sheeplit]

"Disconnected."

 

[FadingSnowFake]

No grave, ashes to sea.

 

[Pale_Rider]

I've been buried face down so the reader can kiss my ass.

 

[deleted user 137373]

In my last note I asked for a cremation, to give my ashes to nature, anyway if I ever get a tombstone, I have this picture in my mind, that beautiful girls will kiss my tombstone, they will dance on my tombstone, they will eat the flowers on my tombstone, if there will be any, and they will take photos about all of this, and will upload the pictures to instagram, gaining a lot of followers, dehumanizing me (or my tombstone) btw I am an ugly female, not a male, who suffers from a psychotic disorder, I usually keep these bizarre thoughts to myself, but sometimes they are just too much