What are some of your irrational wishes other than just “disappearing”?

[lmplsss]

I've been thinking about a lot of weird ass shit. Like wishing if I could just be a squirrel and be adopted by someone that won't cage me. That way, I can still have my freedom and be petted and fed Lol. Idk I'm not sane anymore.

 

[motel rooms]

I would like to become an immortal brain that's experiencing a perpetual orgasm

 

[FuneralCry]

I keep on wishing I could get some sleeping pills that make me sleep pretty much 24/7 so I do not have to CTB. And i think im being rational.

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

Go back in time to the moment of my conception and let one of the other sperms win the race.

 

[lmplsss]

Go back in time to the moment of my conception and let one of the other sperms win the race.

Yup this one too

 

[WornOutLife]

I wish I lived in a world in which people who don't want to live anymore, had the possibility of picking assisted suicide and be at peace.
Also, I would like not to suffer from bipolar disorder. I wonder if I'd still be suicidal!

 

[SweetDreams500]

I wish I was a petit hairless, swedish twink so I could get pounded by big nordic cock.

 

[lmplsss]

I wish I was a petit hairless, swedish twink so I could get pounded by big nordic cock.

I- welp anyways, a homo here as well!

 

[EdibleGasMask]

Have nobody on earth remember I existed so nobody is hurt over my death.

 

[motel rooms]

I wish I was a petit hairless, swedish twink so I could get pounded by big nordic cock.

I wish I was a big Nordic cock having a cockfight with a big Latino cock

 

[Aeathelina]

That the apocalypses happens so I am the last person standing.
I would be able to break my sobriety without guilt then drink myself to death while just acting on 100% impulse

 

[marconk]

Like wishing if I could just be a squirrel and be adopted by someone that won't cage me. That way, I can still have my freedom and be petted

I keep imagining myself as a cat for the same reasons, I wonder how common (or fucked up) that is

 

[killedbypsychiatry]

get my healthy body back!
go back in time and remove psychiatric drugs from my life.

 

[Bagger]

I wish I could support my life doing what I like when I like, not what someone else wants me to. In other words I wish for ubi, at the same time hating the idea because I understand enough economics to know the consequences.

 

[Cockney_Rebel]

get my healthy body back!
go back in time and remove psychiatric drugs from my life.

You can always stop taking psychiatric drugs?

I stopped my medication (all of it) a week ago, and I'm already looking less bloated/fat.

I wish I could support my life doing what I like when I like, not what someone else wants me to. In other words I wish for ubi, at the same time hating the idea because I understand enough economics to know the consequences.

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Thanks in advance.

I've been thinking about a lot of weird ass shit. Like wishing if I could just be a squirrel and be adopted by someone that won't cage me. That way, I can still have my freedom and be petted and fed Lol. Idk I'm not sane anymore.

I have often wished that the fucked up, corrupt "mental health service" would care about my passing, but I know that'll not be the case.

They just don't care.

 

[killedbypsychiatry]

You can always stop taking psychiatric drugs?

I stopped my medication (all of it) a week ago, and I'm already looking less bloated/fat.

I know, but I have permanent damage from them, unfortunately. I have been 11 months off and I am still very ill.

 

[lofticries]

Freedom to jump in and out of any fictional world of my choosing and into any character of my choosing. I don't have enough imagination to make a self insert mary sue/ gary sue character of my own.

 

[suffocatingseraphim]

Probably go into a world curated by myself as a character of somekind, maybe pursue one of my oc's storylines with less tragedy haha. I think a good lot about what it would be if I had been born somewhere more remote, less aware of societal expectations and was left to live peacefully among nature. Not alone but not bothered.

 

[readyforsleep]

I wish I was skinny, pretty, not depressed and not socially awkward. I also wish I could have never started self harming. I wish I had been born into a different family. And magical powers wouldn't be too bad. Or to live in a different world where I had an unlimited amount of time to just do whatever I wanted and resources were no object, I would learn to speak every language, read a million books and travel everywhere.

 

[GarageKarate07]

I've been thinking about a lot of weird ass shit. Like wishing if I could just be a squirrel and be adopted by someone that won't cage me. That way, I can still have my freedom and be petted and fed Lol. Idk I'm not sane anymore.

I love you so much!

I wish real baby chicks would taste like peeps when I pick them up and bite them. I keep biting them now and they taste like poo poo. Also the Pepperidge farms guy gets all mad and shoots salt rock at me. FML....

 

[Bigpink]

Win enough money on lottery to not have to worry about work. Live free in my own place

 

[Mizuri]

I sometimes want everything to become normal... It never was that way though. Probably never will.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

At this point having someone to love who loves me back is pretty dang irrational.