Two specific questions.

[Powderedmonster]

Hey guys.

1. I am planning on traveling to a national forest in the middle of the night to hang myself from one of the trees. Do you think that's safe? What are the chances that someone will find me mid-hang?
2. This is the knot I'm using for the noose. https://www.howcast.com/videos/80-how-to-tie-a-noose-knot. Will this come undone or is it pretty safe? I already know the rope is sturdy and I'll be sure to pick a tree that's sturdy too. So with these two questions answered, I'll be good to go. Just trying to make sure I don't end up brain damaged

Thx

 

[not_a_robot]

pick your location very carefully and make sure your branch is strong. I am also terrified of brain damaging myself when I try.
Good luck.

 

[Superfluous]

If you're planning full suspension, then a hangman's noose should be used.

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