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Enlightened
Aug 14, 2022
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Absolutely I've seen videos of it
 
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Hollowillow

Hollowillow

The only place that allows negative feelings.
Aug 7, 2022
1,515
Not sure what it is? The machines that turn cars into cubes? Aren't they horrifically slow?
 
ManicPanic2018

ManicPanic2018

Night of the final day
Sep 11, 2022
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The Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube never really came back from their viral few months, maybe this is what they need to get back into the scene
 
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makethepainstop

makethepainstop

Visionary
Sep 16, 2022
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My dear GOD have mercy! This crunching of the skull is not the way my friend.
Jesus Christ! Dude a firearm might be a better bet, hell even a guillotine, but this crunching of ze skull is NOT recommended! Neyt, Nix, Nine, no. Hopefully I clarified this to you!
 
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Hollowillow

Hollowillow

The only place that allows negative feelings.
Aug 7, 2022
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*googles it whimpering with dread* oh god it's like empaling the brain slowly with an entire hammer... *Shrieks* partial hanging?
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
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Yikes! Can they operate quickly? Like guillotine quickly? Otherwise I imagine that would be horrifically painful. Pitty the person who has to clean that up.
 
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Himalayan

Himalayan

"Wake up to reality, nothing ever goes as planned"
Sep 30, 2022
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Lmao. It would certainly work, but this is insane man.

It's your choice at the end, it probably wouldn't take more than a minute
 
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Flightlinek

Student
Aug 20, 2018
113
Yikes! Can they operate quickly? Like guillotine quickly? Otherwise I imagine that would be horrifically painful. Pitty the person who has to clean that up.
Yes… that's very similar to how they kill livestock for meat. It's a smaller ram, but it's reusable much like a hydraulic press and shoots directly into the brain. Over in a fraction of a second.
 
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Temporal_Anchorite

Temporal_Anchorite

wanting outta this bitch
Sep 23, 2022
138
I ultimately respect everyone's right to choose how they CTB, but this sounds more painful than a MF'er
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
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Yes… that's very similar to how they kill livestock for meat. It's a smaller ram, but it's reusable much like a hydraulic press and shoots directly into the brain. Over in a fraction of a second.
Like in 'No Country for Old Men' or the newer version of IT... They even made a rat trap with it now... The most expensive rat trap in the world by the looks of it.

I naively didn't know quite what it was and looked on YouTube and it was only ever working extremely slowly there- although I guess they either set it to be that slow or slowed down the footage. Seeing what it would do to a Thomas the Tank Engine toy etc- I hope no children were watching.
 

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