Step by step to access dw?

[howRyou?”fine”]

Can someone somehow please explain how to get onto the dw from like google and order what I prefer to get this shit done simple steps easy to comprehend and asap mf please!

 

[recurringdesire]

Use tor browser and Dark.fail

 

[howRyou?”fine”]

Use tor browser and Dark.fail

So just type that in the search bar on google?
I don't mean to sound so fucking stupid for real but maybe I am fucking stupid. I don't know I don't care OK listen I'm using voice message and I have got to make it as quick as possible. Somebody please just give me the easiest to comprehend directions so I can get on The damn website I don't know how to do it. I've got a fucking iPhone. What the fuck I'm working with also, what methods of payment is this going to be obviously not fucking cash I'm not that fucking stupid but I'm wondering is it a debit card I don't care , but I read something about bitcoin I don't know how this technical bullshit works and quite frankly I'm not interested in the dynamics of it. I just need to get it open and in the fucking mail last fucking year.