Steamroller

[jane78flower]

Okay so what if I lay down in front of a steamroller/concrete layer thing specifically let it get my head first? Success rate? Comments? AFAIK Everyone who has been crushed by one has died.

 

[pauly369]

Okay so what if I lay down in front of a steamroller/concrete layer thing specifically let it get my head first? Success rate? Comments? AFAIK Everyone who has been crushed by one has died.

I seriously doubt that anyone would survive getting run over by one of those things.

 

[FishRain3469]

Very true, sounds like it would be Night night... Game over. Unless something crazy happens and the driver notices you, takes a weird turn, or something. Never really Know until you're in the moment/ situation.

 

[escape_from_hell]

Success rate would have to be very high.
The only hiccup might be going over the balls of steel you'd need to do it.

 

[ForeverCaHa]

I imagine this would have a 100% success rate. Good luck organising it though. I think I'd have more luck sourcing cyanide than a steamroller

 

[Ligottian]

I once posted about a steamroller driver in Italy who put his machine in gear, ran in front of it, laid down, and let it crush him to death. This was 1947. Giuseppe Dolce.