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Some humor from The Onion

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The Cake Is A Lie
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Less Popular Friend Only Included In Suicide Pact Out Of Pity

SEATTLE—Acknowledging that his addition was more from obligation than excitement, a group of friends admitted Monday that their less popular acquaintance Gordy Johnson was only included in their suicide pact out of pity. “To be honest, we hadn’t even considered inviting Gordy to bite down on a...
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meh.
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I love The Onion so much. Thank you for sharing this! :)
 
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