No, Seriously

[SpeedingIsFunner]

I need a reasonable and affordable way to end my life that's as painless as possible. Firearms are a last resort because I'm broke/it would take a while to save the money up and I'd go ballistic if I found out some gun control loser made it impossible for me to pass a background check - I want to die, not go to jail or hurt other people. I hate where I live, my home is more like a prison, I have no friends, no family (my mother's losing her mind and won't remember me sooner than later), I hate having to live in a place like Oregon after growing up in Louisiana. I'm disabled, life has always been a nightmare and it gets worse, compounds the older I get. I hate this planet, I hate people, I'm going to be thrown into the lake of fire by God and I "...Seriously..." want to get this over with.

 

[darksouls]

welcome to sasu
I am very sorry you have to go through all this
sending you hugs and love

 

[SpeedingIsFunner]

welcome to sasu
I am very sorry you have to go through all this
sending you hugs and love

I'm here to find a way to die, not engage with satanists - you people are part of the reason I want to die. I don't respect devil worship or satanism. Repent.

 

[quietwoods]

I'm here to find a way to die, not engage with satanists - you people are part of the reason I want to die. I don't respect devil worship or satanism. Repent.

I'm sorry, but what?

 

[finalgoodbye:(]

I'm here to find a way to die, not engage with satanists - you people are part of the reason I want to die. I don't respect devil worship or satanism. Repent.

Yet you made an account on this forum

 

[cemeteryismyhome]

... and I'd go ballistic if I found out some gun control loser made it impossible for me to pass a background check ...

Using the phrase "go ballistic" in this context made me chuckle, thanks for that. Doesn't Oregon have assisted suicide? But I guess that requires a doctor to say you have a terminal illness with 6 months to live, or something like that.

 

[SpeedingIsFunner]

I'm sorry, but what?

What do you mean "what"? How could it be any more direct and simple.

Yet you made an account on this forum

I highly doubt everyone on here is a devil worshipper. I doubt even more that you speak for anyone.

 

[quietwoods]

What do you mean "what"? How could it be any more direct and simple.

I highly doubt everyone on here is a devil worshipper. I doubt even more that you speak for anyone.

darksouls isn't a devil worshipper, he's probably one of the nicest people on this forum.

We're very confused as to why you think he is one

 

[SpeedingIsFunner]

Using the phrase "go ballistic" in this context made me chuckle, thanks for that. Doesn't Oregon have assisted suicide? But I guess that requires a doctor to say you have a terminal illness with 6 months to live, or something like that.

Wow. Are all of you satanists?!

darksouls isn't a devil worshipper, he's probably one of the nicest people on this forum.

We're very confused as to why you think he is one

"Dark Souls". "Mage". Their thumbnail is a fallen angel. Where's the confusion?!

Yet you made an account on this forum

Oh, wait, I get it. You're speaking rhetorically and showing me how clever you are by making a comment that's too vague to actually say anything while saying everything and I just don't get it 'n junk. Yawn.

 

[Higurashi415]

Ban speedrun any%? lol

Anyways, on the off chance that you're not just trolling, try not to make weird assumptions about the people in this forum.
We're mostly decent people who were dealt a very bad hand.

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

This is pinned at the top of the forum. Do your own work.

Suicide Resource Compilation

All the links to threads, videos, audio, downloads, and information found here are being made available only for educational purposes, and have been shared by users; we cannot assure the accuracy of the data. This means the way you use this data is fully your responsibility, that you need to...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Signed,
An actual Satanist.

 

[SpeedingIsFunner]

Ban speedrun any%? lol

Anyways, on the off chance that you're not just trolling, try not to make weird assumptions about the people in this forum.
We're mostly decent people who were dealt a very bad hand.

I haven't made any weird assumptions. Not one. For example: If someone walks around with a shaved head, knee-high red boots and a shirt with a swastika on it, it's not an assumption to say they're a neo nazi.

 

[hyuk✮i]

I haven't made any weird assumptions. Not one. For example: If someone walks around with a shaved head, knee-high red boots and a shirt with a swastika on it, it's not an assumption to say they're a neo nazi.

it's just a profile picture damn chill the fuck out

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

Ban speedrun any%? lol

Aaaaand he's banned.

 

[Higurashi415]

Aaaaand he's banned.

I think he could've disabled his account?
If he actually got banned, that's gotta be a world record lol

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

I think he could've disabled his account?
If he actually got banned, that's gotta be a world record lol

No, he's banned.

 

[Dante_]

I think he could've disabled his account?
If he actually got banned, that's gotta be a world record lol

Banned. Anyone who goes out of their way to make assumptions about users here and is disrespectful to the community at large clearly shouldn't be here.

 

[quietwoods]

No, he's banned.

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Quickest I've ever hit the report button anywhere lol

 

[bankai]

How do you set records like this? It's really something special. The real masterful trolls will provide provocative subject titles and act like they empathize.OP was just being an ass.RIP.

 

[darksouls]

darksouls isn't a devil worshipper, he's probably one of the nicest people on this forum.

We're very confused as to why you think he is one

thanks
but I have to disappoint you
I am a "she"

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

thanks
but I have to disappoint you
I am a "she"

And here I thought your pronouns were sa/tan! ;)

 

[quietwoods]

thanks
but I have to disappoint you
I am a "she"

Oh shiitake mushrooms I'll go report myself

 

[cemeteryismyhome]

Hey! Banned already? The fun was just getting started.