Venting My names Johnny

[Whatshername]

Guys, you're all great and made my morning :) I wish I could write an ode to you all, but I sadly lack the skill, especially in English.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Dear sweet Johnny,
fair and bonny,
your life was valid
till you fucked it with salad.

This needs 50 likes

 

[therhydler]

I really fucking love this thread,
I think from love I'll drop right dead.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I really fucking love this thread,
I think from love I'll drop right dead.

Please don't go to soon,
There's more this afternoon.

 

[WayOut]

Thanks WayOut you might be right,
I'm having a tuna one tonight.

A tuna salad, what a joke.
It's a dinner for pussies, but not a bloke.
Haggis salad would have done the trick
but, no, you picked tuna. What a dick.
I tried to help with a timely warning.
Eat that salad and you'll be fucked by morning.

 

[therhydler]

Please don't go to soon,
There's more this afternoon.

Let's call out who we can to rhyme,
I'm quickly running out of time.

 

[JustAboutDone]

A tuna salad, what a joke.
It's a dinner for pussies, but not a bloke.
Haggis salad would have done the trick
but, no, you picked tuna. What a dick.
I tried to help with a timely warning.
Eat that salad and you'll be fucked by morning.

That is awesome!!!

 

[Whatshername]

Let's call out who we can to rhyme,
I'm quickly running out of time.

Please don't go, we need you here,
Share with me a glass of beer.

I know you don't drink, but that's the best I could come up with :D

 

[Johnnythefox]

A tuna salad, what a joke.
It's a dinner for pussies, but not a bloke.
Haggis salad would have done the trick
but, no, you picked tuna. What a dick.
I tried to help with a timely warning.
Eat that salad and you'll be fucked by morning.

 

[therhydler]

Please don't go, we need you here,
Share with me a glass of beer.

I know you don't drink, but that's the best I could come up with :D

I sure can drink with an SS friend,
It will be the perfect end.

 

[JustAboutDone]

@Johnnythefox if you could come up with something that rhymes with chocolate orange that would really make my life complete :-)

 

[Johnnythefox]

@Johnnythefox if you could come up with something that rhymes with chocolate orange that would really make my life complete :-)

I'll need to find my thinking cap.
Forgot to rhyme! Oh crap.

 

[Whatshername]

I sure can drink with an SS friend,
It will be the perfect end.

Both historical and SS friends,
Polish and Hungarian together till the end.

 

[Pointless]

It could work out as a song ahah nice job!

 

[Johnnythefox]

It's Johnny here, I'm back again,
I Missed the bus, so got a train,

It's Johnny here, I got the gun,
Turned out to be a toy one,

It's Johnny here, I got some N,
But I sent it back again,

It's Johnny here, I tried to jump,
All I got was a bump,

It's Johnny here, I got some rope
It's attached to some soap,

It's Johnny here, I tried to drown,
I got saved, by some clown,

It's Johnny here, I got some pills,
The kind you take for colds and chills,

It's Johnny here, I'm lost once more,
One and two and three and four.

 

[JustAboutDone]

It's Johnny here, I'm back again,
I Missed the bus, so got a train,

It's Johnny here, I got the gun,
Turned out to be a toy one,

It's Johnny here, I got some N,
But I sent it back again,

It's Johnny here, I tried to jump,
All I got was a bump,

It's Johnny here, I got some rope
It's attached to some soap,

It's Johnny here, I tried to drown,
I got saved, by some clown,

It's Johnny here, I got some pills,
The kind you take for colds and chills,

It's Johnny here, I'm lost once more,
One and two and three and four.

Lmao!!!!!

 

[JustAboutDone]

Both historical and SS friends,
Polish and Hungarian together till the end.

This is so nice :-)