Mixing Google with gallows humor

[Niftypoint124]

I have been looking at this search result for fifteen minutes and just... cannot stop laughing. Because of course that's the first line:



...Please tell me I am not the only one who got a wee teehee outta this...

 

[WornOutLife]

*claps for the author of that Wikipedia's article* lol

 

[Niftypoint124]

And now I'm going to have a little cry over that errant apostrophe.

 

[Dizzy_Dreams]

And now I'm going to have a little cry over that errant apostrophe.

what do you believe? Do you think there's an afterlife?

 

[Niftypoint124]

what do you believe? Do you think there's an afterlife?

I don't think I believe there's anything after, but remain open to being wrong.

But I was talking about my typo in the thread title :)

 

[Symbiote]

I've eaten hot dogs all my life, but Oscar Meyer weiners never turned me blue. I even drank the juice that comes from the can of vienna sausages too.

 

[Niftypoint124]

Thinking back, one of the saddest periods of my life also included me being very prickly about not ingesting SN as a food additive.

 

[AutoTap]

I have been looking at this search result for fifteen minutes and just... cannot stop laughing. Because of course that's the first line:

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...Please tell me I am not the only one who got a wee teehee outta this...

Lmaooo

 

[deathbyginger]

Maybe I lack any sort of emotions but I don't see what is funny. Can someone explain? I could use a lil pick me up

 

[Life_and_Death]

Maybe I lack any sort of emotions but I don't see what is funny. Can someone explain? I could use a lil pick me up

what can kill you is used to save you from something else

 

[Niftypoint124]

Maybe I lack any sort of emotions but I don't see what is funny. Can someone explain? I could use a lil pick me up

SN is a common method of catching the bus discussed on the forum. The first line in the Google search result (for me) denotes the same substance as an effective treatment for cyanide poisoning.

 

[the-exit-plan]

This is the truest example of "The Difference Between Medicine And Poison Is In The Dose", a song by Circa Survive.




lyrics:
Move one inch at a time.
Don't make shit rhyme.
Would it be easy to repeat the first line?
My mind's not a well;
It won't run dry.
Just keep drinking water and you'll be alright.
This is paralysis with no time at all to let go.

Well don't call me by my full name,
And all this is temporary.
It feels much better to know that you won't feel a thing.
Well don't talk about it;
Write it down but don't ask for help.
I can't be honest with even myself.
Did you ever wish you were somebody else?

Accomplishments are transient.
They pulled me in unremittingly.
Just lasting this long,
I feel relieved to let repetition save me.

Move one inch at a time.
You'll be just fine.
Move one inch at a time.
You'll find...
They pulled me in but accomplishments are transient.