in a perfect world, how would you die?

[ambivalent_thespian]

i know the title is kinda stupid but hear me out.

time, money, pain and practicality non-withstanding, how would you die? if you could choose any lethal method in existence and it was guaranteed to work, what would you pick?

i think i wanna catch one of those really bad diseases, like rabies or ebola. just so people will at least care abt me in my final days. I'd theoretically have an opportunity to say everything i want to say. I also have a special interest for diseases and healthcare. i know it's silly lol.

what are your thoughts?

 

[pachamacha]

i wanna die like a digimon turn into 0s and 1s digimon always made sense to me

 

[foreverlanguish]

CO with a partner. If not that then drowning 100%. It was the very first method I tried when I was younger and it was just too scary for me. I've always imagined dying like this and it's so beautiful just thinking about.

 

[ambivalent_thespian]

CO with a partner. If not that then drowning 100%. It was the very first method I tried when I was younger and it was just too scary for me. I've always imagined dying like this and it's so beautiful just thinking about.

personally i think it'd be cool to get drunk/high and drown in a pool bojack-style

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Either dying in my sleep or getting shot in the back of the head without me knowing about it

 

[avoid_slow_death]

Impossible wise? Just telling myself "I am going to sleep now and never going to wake up again". Realistically, in one of those pods that basically do just that with a nice dose of nembutal. Preferably out in the middle of a mountain range.

 

[RottenApple17]

Just taking Nembutal, slowly becoming sleep and enjoying the peacefulness of leaving this absurd existence

 

[ReadyToLeave]

Either dying in my sleep or getting shot in the back of the head without me knowing about it

I agree as well!

 

[permanently tired]

Practicalities aside, a car accident. The precedent everything can be gone in an instant would be a good reminder to other ppl

 

[maniac116]

Im not sure I understand the question but n a "perfect" world I wouldn't need to die

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

any method that will get me to non-existence in a guaranteed painless way . anything that is #1 guaranteed then painless. then quick the 2 most important are guaranteed then painless. i would even take some suffering pain like that of a bad flu which is very bad to me but i know there is even worse suffering pain. i can't stand the worst pain though and don't want to go through extreme pain. but i would go through even a half hour of flu like suffering for guaranteed non-existence forever

 

[vampire2002]

i'd want to lie in bed with my cat on a long winter night, watching the snow fall outside of the window as i fall asleep peacefully and never wake up again.

 

[lostintheloop]

Something brutal, long and painful. Like i deserve. Maybe burning alive or lapidation

 

[UnnervedCompany]

At birth would be the most fun way.

 

[ShatteredSerenity]

Euthanasia by an experienced medical doctor using whichever method is the best that modern medicine has to offer.

 

[bananaolympus]

Euthanasia fully legal no questions asked you have the money say no more, administered by a physician could be n or something better with my people surrounded me like it was my natural death bed

 

[pointblank]

Downing nembutal in a park in the night.

 

[CannabisMuncher]

In a perfect world, i wouldnt need to die to feel at rest. The idea of a perfect world implies the lack of need to feel the urge to ctb. In a timeline perfect for my death however, under the circumstances i wish death upon myself and everything is accessible and easy, I would likely stab myself. Ive always wanted to know what its like but havent been able to do it myself as the knives are too dull and me too weak to get past the muscle, only really able to cut the skin.

 

[CatLvr]

Quietly and painfree, after spending my last few weeks with my children and my bestie, making sure they all knew how important they are to me and that I live them each more than life itself.

 

[TheHolySword]

In a perfect world? I live a long and happy life. I die in my sleep or surrounded by the people I love. People are sad but no one is heartbroken. Memories aren't tainted, my name isn't taboo. In a perfect world I am not afraid to live. A perfect world is much too painful to think about though. A fantasy world though? I would love a tragic hero's death.

 

[Spazsticatednoodle]

i know the title is kinda stupid but hear me out.

time, money, pain and practicality non-withstanding, how would you die? if you could choose any lethal method in existence and it was guaranteed to work, what would you pick?

i think i wanna catch one of those really bad diseases, like rabies or ebola. just so people will at least care abt me in my final days. I'd theoretically have an opportunity to say everything i want to say. I also have a special interest for diseases and healthcare. i know it's silly lol.

what are your thoughts?

If I couldn't feel pain I would hang myself probably in the park near my house

 

[ambivalent_thespian]

In a perfect world? I live a long and happy life. I die in my sleep or surrounded by the people I love. People are sad but no one is heartbroken. Memories aren't tainted, my name isn't taboo. In a perfect world I am not afraid to live. A perfect world is much too painful to think about though. A fantasy world though? I would love a tragic hero's death.

truth. in a perfect world, my parents provide and don't smother me. in a perfect world, i can maintain healthy romantic relationships without being ashamed of who i love. in a perfect world, i kept doing what i loved and no ill ever came of it.

in my perfect fantasy, i'd die feeling loved, feeling seen. even better, i'd die a martyr so that sick bitch could see justice, if not by the law then by the public.

why do i have to die to feel like my life has purpose? isn't that moronic?

 

[Life'sA6itch]

Fast enough to feel no pain, discomfort or fear and I really won't care how

 

[beseechgod]

Shot in the back of the head with no warning while distracted, like in Of Mice and Men.

 

[i love yoshi ^-^]

i know the title is kinda stupid but hear me out.

time, money, pain and practicality non-withstanding, how would you die? if you could choose any lethal method in existence and it was guaranteed to work, what would you pick?

i think i wanna catch one of those really bad diseases, like rabies or ebola. just so people will at least care abt me in my final days. I'd theoretically have an opportunity to say everything i want to say. I also have a special interest for diseases and healthcare. i know it's silly lol.

what are your thoughts?

in my sleep ideally... it's peaceful and people will accept it was outside my/their control. i dont want to stress people out

 

[pachamacha]

At birth would be the most fun way.

yes but euthanised in the womb would be perfect literally perfect in a perfect world my brain dosorder would be detected and euthanised as a fetus and prevented doing human prison or my mum died with me in womb and i die alongside just in case theres a chance i could be another me inside her after first me was euthanised just cut off the source directly

 

[princessame]

id want to be at my ultimate high, my most completely happiest feeling, being so content and joyful with the world, and then dying peacefully in my sleep with someone i love holding onto me. i want to feel content with the world, to feel truly at peace, and then die peacefully, feeling that joy forever. i dont want to be afraid when i die, i dont want to be sad or hopeless when i die. the last time i attempted, i had cried my heart out, and then i was just left with this strange numbness. i was okay with dying, but i wasnt okay with the moment i was in. i never want to die feeling full of regret or pain or misery. i dont want to look back at the negatives. i want to be happy while i go, so i know that i lived just for that moment, and never had to worry ever again. i want to solidify my love forever.

 

[Supersnakes444]

this is a really good thought provoking question.

I think I'd like to die in a painless way that is quick and simple enough for me to follow through on. I'm thinking helium inhalation.

 

[thebelljarrr]

Drowning painlessly in the sea without being found

 

[shrizoid]

Me personally, some form of gas or poisoning that would slowly, but painlessly take me out, that seems extremely appealing to me and would be my preferred way to exit this world