I farted again.

[Someone123]

After six months with no farting I finally farted again- I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

 

[Dead Meat]

This is a NO FARTING FORUM

 

[Wojaczek]

thats insanity!

 

[Someone123]

This is a NO FARTING FORUM

I farted in the Sanctuary- they all fart in there. :)

 

[Cryptonite]

Did you cross the ocean with that kind of power?

 

[Someone123]

Did you cross the ocean with that kind of power?

No, but I wrecked my pants.

 

[Dead Meat]

I farted in the Sanctuary- they all fart in there. :)

I'm surprised you all aren't Banned By Now

 

[MidnightDream]

Thank you SO much for sharing - My night has truly, drastically improved <33

 

[Rainy_days]

Congrats.

 

[Grav]

Did you keep track to determine the 6 months and what about if you were sleeping?

 

[MentalStefan]

How do you make sure you didn't fart when you were sleeping?

 

[Lost Magic]

 

[Grav]

How do you make sure you didn't fart when you were sleeping?

You'd probably have to have a 3 way sensor: sound, smell, and movement. For those looking to solve money problems this is a void that needs filling!

 

[MentalStefan]

You'd probably have to have a 3 way sensor: sound, smell, and movement. For those looking to solve money problems this is a void that needs filling!

You'd have to put a microphone, digital hydrogen sulfide detector and a very precise digital anemometer near the place where you put your butt when you're asleep, then connect it to a computer via a driver circuit (designed electronic circuit which would communicate with computer via drivers) computer/designed electrical circuit with a bunch of microprocessors & decoders which would process the input and run a very complicated program (probably using AI would be necessary) in an infinite loop which would calculate if a fart occurred. Then the result should be stored somewhere - there's a plenty ways to do this, e. g. it can be a digital memory card or a network attached storage.

Imagine developing such an advanced device only to make sure you don't fart when you're asleep.

 

[freeziepop98]

lmao sick thread. lemme do some posts here so ican pm

 

[kopeqwerty506@gmail]

abosuloptely agree! also why is my username my email how do i change it im not tryna get spammed (please help)

 

[Myforevercharlie]

abosuloptely agree! also why is my username my email how do i change it im not tryna get spammed (please help)

Check your inbox

 

[missingpeace]

Congratulations

 

[GasMonkey]

I fart and burp a lot, I generate a lot of Gas.

 

[incorporationated]

PUT IT IN A JAR-

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

A fart is never a bad thing if you don't shit yourself.