Have you ever wanted to be assassinated (without torture and with a quick death) Please vote

[Defenestration]

So many innocent people die every day, killed...

 

[pk@2001]

Yeah very much, given the methods im considering
May be getting assassinated by a professional will be a dream come true.

 

[Defenestration]

Oui, tout à fait, compte tenu des méthodes que j'envisage.
Se faire assassiner par un professionnel serait peut-être un rêve devenu réalité.

But its not legal i think

 

[Defenestration]

I would be afraid to pay someone and have them kill me otherwise

 

[sla_porra22]

Yes. I often went out in the early morning hoping a robbery would happen so I could react and get shot, but it never happened lmao

 

[laurafied]

i don't like the idea of somebody else killing me actually.
even ignoring the fact involuntary death could manifest in all sorts of painful terrible ways, like burning alive or impalement & slowly bleeding to death…
if my death is at somebody else's hands, there's no telling what other things would happen to me before or after really, which is a scary thought
it's as such that i really really want to be in as much control of my death as i can, to be honest… do it on my own terms, in some place im unlikely to be found or have my corpse defiled etc..

 

[Defenestration]

Oui. Je sortais souvent tôt le matin en espérant qu'un braquage ait lieu pour pouvoir réagir et me faire tirer dessus, mais ça n'est jamais arrivé, mdr.

Oooh or datknet but very risked

 

[Neyferuh]

I can only speak for Colombia, but I am sure this "service" is available in any country for a price. Many years ago a story came out (that revealed this "service") of a bussinessman who hired a hitman on himself. He paid a fee, and was told that within a week the job would be completed. He would not know that day or time, just that it would happen within in the week. And boom...literally. If I remember, this bussiness man had left a note in his records explaining that he had chosen this.

I remember that this story stuck with me because it seemed like a pretty creative way to do it.

 

[Bitter Almonds]

i wish i could pay someone to shoot me in the head today .

There is no logical reason why paying someone to shoot me in the head is not legal.

that's not a crime . it's saving someone from extreme torture. it's a voluntary transaction . i want it and the assister wants money.

these monsters who made this assisting suicide a crime are pure evil . they are the torturers causing millions to suffer extremely by making assisted suicide a crime and also Nembutal a crime and also the sarco suicide pod a crime , everything ....

if i'm in unbearable pain every second or soon will be why wouldn't i want to skip that hell which is a trillion times worse than anyone can imagine. and a shot to the head will do that painlessly and instantly

i don't know who the hell wouldn't want to die like that a shot to the head with a powerful gun instant lights out . we all will die anyway. it's not if you die but how. you can be dying of cancer for years in pain every day. or just be in chronic pain for decades . or can be dying of alsheimers for many years. compare these and which is less pain? the shot to my head is no pain i'm unconsious instantly to the unimaginably beautiful safety and bliss of Eternal Non-Existence.

it's extremeley easy for someone else to kill me with a gun. it's guaranteed . i only get one shot to shoot myself and i'll be unconscious. guns were'nt' made for suicide especially long guns like shotguns or rifles which make pulling the trigger and aiming the gun more difficult because the gun is so long and you have to do it at an odd angle.

it's like saying a vet giving Nembutal to an old dog in pain is a crime . same thing a human is also an anima. but i choose to die


the government monsters made paying someone to shoot me , hiring someone to assist in suicide and Nembutal a crime to keep us slaves in the evil prison.

I don't disagree that assisted suicide should be available to everyone, but "shoot me" suicide came be acceptable, otherwise it would be very easy for a criminal to say "well he paid me cash." with some fake paperwork.

 

[Mrs. T-800]

Yes but not quick and painless, that's too boring for me.

Likewise. Maybe it's because my suffering has been a spectacle for others, to the point where I've been told that they enjoy to see me crying and scared, and because, as a former model, I'm a bit used to being a sort of packaged product, but what's the point if I'm not being enjoyed? Go on and do torture. I like being seen crying and struggling. I want agony.

 

[Defenestration]

Je ne peux parler que pour la Colombie, mais je suis certain que ce « service » est disponible dans tous les pays, moyennant finances. Il y a de nombreuses années, une histoire a fait surface (révélant l'existence de ce « service ») : celle d'un homme d'affaires qui avait engagé un tueur à gages pour l'éliminer. Il a payé une somme d'argent et on lui a assuré que le travail serait accompli sous une semaine. Il ignorait la date et l'heure, il savait seulement que cela se produirait dans la semaine. Et boum… littéralement. Si je me souviens bien, cet homme d'affaires avait laissé une note dans ses archives expliquant son choix.

Je me souviens que cette histoire m'a marquée car elle me semblait être une façon assez créative de procéder.

Incredible

 

[Defenestration]

Plus facile en Amérique du Sud...

 

[Defenestration]

Other votes?

 

[MissAbyss]

No, it is my life, and hopefully, I will end it myself.

 

[Defenestration]

Non, c'est ma vie, et j'espère bien y mettre fin moi-même.

Thanks for your opinion

 

[Defenestration]

Up other opinions?

 

[anonymousperson]

Yep. I am always so morbidly jealous of people who randomly get shot without seeing it coming and die. I have wished I knew trustworthy assassins that I could pay to take me out randomly when I won't see it coming.

 

[Malfunction]

I answered no, because I've never given it any thought.

I kinda would I suppose. But I'd rather do it myself.

 

[Defenestration]

Yep. I am always so morbidly jealous of people who randomly get shot without seeing it coming and die. I have wished I knew trustworthy assassins that I could pay to take me out randomly when I won't see it coming.

Same extremely jealous

 

[Defenestration]

J'ai répondu non, car je n'y ai jamais réfléchi.

En quelque sorte, oui. Mais je préférerais le faire moi-même.

Réussiras-tu à le faire ?

 

[Manfrotto99]

I wish to be assassinated but preferably in place of saving someone who gets to live instead - then my life wouldn't of been a total loss.

 

[gentarouhongou]

I used to think this even before being suicidal. I'd occasionally daydream about it, just ending all the complications of life

same here, and oddly i never thought anything about it. thought it was normal, but apparently not everybody has these thoughts

 

[Defenestration]

The great thing about being assassinated—without torture, and with a quick death—is that you don't have the guilt associated with suicide.

 

[Defenestration]

Problem of ctb is huge guilty about family

 

[lilb0wpeep]

There supposedly an active shooter not to far from me atm, and I'm here just wishing he would come by and shoot me.

 

[Defenestration]

There supposedly an active shooter not to far from me atm, and I'm here just wishing he would come by and shoot me.

Woww i would like to have this

 

[lilb0wpeep]

Woww i would like to have this

Sadly it never happened. It was also a false alarm/accusation and was related to mental health… gotta love old people who can't mind there own business.

 

[Defenestration]

Others votes and opinions?

 

[Redhand5]

Hi, please vote.
That is the question ...

Thanks

Why? Are you gonna stop by and take me out? I couldn't pay you but I sure would welcome it haha :)

 

[Malfunction]

Réussiras-tu à le faire ?

Si j'aurais un fusil, oui je pense que oui. Peut etre pas tous suite, mais avant que mon santé devient plus grave.

(Mon francais est un peux hord de pratique)