Discussion Apparently 5 billion of us are set to die in mid June

[Quietist]

According to prophecy/dream/rabbit hole/rumor that people have been talking about on 4chan and Reddit:







Of course, just like every other prediction, likely nothing will happen and life will go on as usual.

Plus, this isn't exactly the way I'd like to go out.

 

[noname223]

Where can I submit my application...

Okay sorry this was a joke. I am not of these Sanctioned Suicide users that think getting slaughtered was actually a good thing.

 

[Quietist]

Where can I submit my application...

Okay sorry this was a joke. I am not of these Sanctioned Suicide users that think getting slaughtered was actually a good thing.

I tend to enjoy conspiracy theories and prophecies but I'm torn on this claim.

Part of me almost hopes it's true because then it means I'll no longer have to worry about "getting my life together" and can finally give up.

But obviously I don't want to see my loved ones suffer, or anyone be killed.

I guess either way we'll find out what happens this week.

 

[Dinorun]

i belive those thories as much as i belive 1 day old accounts who claim to know when the next gta 6 tailer will release

 

[Forveleth]

Maybe I would actually have a chance at getting a Steam VR headset then. Rather excited for those to come out.

 

[WallTermite]

I don't believe stuff like that, but I wouldn't care. Just kill me, this life is too much.

 

[coolcow1289]

Seems plausible enough I'll put it on my calendar

 

[petmom]

Think the world was supposed to end in 2012. Any day now…

 

[EmptyBottle]

This prediction thing seems to fall apart before it even mentions a fake alien invasion.

While the Iranian war could escalate to nukes in theory, North Korea is unlikely to even attempt a US invasion, they'd more likely use what little nukes they have, and/or cyberweapons.

China is more likely to invade Taiwan than the US, imo.

Also how would a movie be screened after an EMP attack? Wouldn't it be delayed? Oh wait, the prediction doesn't even mention delays!!!

 

[discreetmadness]

Is this just an elaborate advertisement for Disclosure Day, like they did with the Smile movies? That's what I'd be betting on.

 

[fadedghost]

This prediction thing seems to fall apart before it even mentions a fake alien invasion.

While the Iranian war could escalate to nukes in theory, North Korea is unlikely to even attempt a US invasion, they'd more likely use what little nukes they have, and/or cyberweapons.

China is more likely to invade Taiwan than the US, imo.

Also how would a movie be screened after an EMP attack? Wouldn't it be delayed? Oh wait, the prediction doesn't even mention delays!!!

@EmptyBottle, are you so sure?



Don't worry, it can't get any worse. You're already in Australia, the world's most scary worstest country and I don't think the space aliens would want to eat the people of Australia. They might skip the place?

 

[Actovania]

i cant wait

 

[EmptyBottle]

@EmptyBottle, are you so sure?

I'm just checking the logic and parts of the timeline fall apart. Other parts may or may not occur, hard to say for sure.

Hmm, some events have occured, some not (yet). I'm curious how many events will occur vs won't.

Don't worry, it can't get any worse. You're already in Australia, the world's most scary worstest country and I don't think the space aliens would want to eat the people of Australia. They might skip the place?

BTW, that list doesn't mention the predicted event that North Korea will invade Washington (which the top list mentions, tho a reference to another list's credibility being verified miiight explain that).

Washington is North West. The bottom prediction talks about a Southern invasion (so there are some inconsistencies even between both lists)

 

[enduringwinter]

This is so early internet/90s forums/Y2K core

 

[fadedghost]

I'm just checking the logic and parts of the timeline fall apart. Other parts may or may not occur, hard to say for sure.

Hmm, some events have occured, some not (yet). I'm curious how many events will occur vs won't.

BTW, that list doesn't mention the predicted event that North Korea will invade Washington (which the top list mentions, tho a reference to another list's credibility being verified miiight explain that).

Washington is North West. The bottom prediction talks about a Southern invasion (so there are some inconsistencies even between both lists)

You're so cynical. Obviously every single part of the prophecy is going to come true, even the parts that make little to no sense. No one is asking for your skepticism.

 

[hurts2b]

Why would anyone believe any of this?

 

[InversedShadow]

I'd like my apocalyptic hype to be on for this, but I've read too many things to be excited about anything like this, especially when it comes from some internet forum..
Anyways! 5 billions? Should've been 4 billions more! and it's done with some nukes and it only gets interesting in the end with some fake alien invasion

 

[fadedghost]

Why would anyone believe any of this?

Totally! What losers...

By the way, however, another part of the prophesy has come true... YET AGAIN...

Clearly just another coincidence, right @EmptyBottle and all the other skeptics?

It sure is a lot of coincides though... That all keep happenning... One after the other... Like Dominoes falling... Just as was predicted in the prophecy...

 

[Malfunction]

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them, as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves!

 

[EmptyBottle]

Totally! What losers...

By the way, however, another part of the prophesy has come true... YET AGAIN...

Clearly just another coincidence, right @EmptyBottle and all the other skeptics?

It sure is a lot of coincides though... That all keep happenning... One after the other... Like Dominoes falling... Just as was predicted in the prophecy...

mm, it is indeed interesting.

 

[glowing.purple.aura]

 

[fadedghost]

You won't be laughing so hard after June 11th, according to the prophecy.

 

[EmptyBottle]

You won't be laughing so hard after June 11th, according to the prophecy.

mmm, tsunami's aren't fun, and the US going offline will reduce chatters on my website and here... making my day duller.

 

[fadedghost]

mmm, tsunami's aren't fun, and the US going offline will reduce chatters on my website and here... making my day duller.

All the cool kids all are getting LoRa devices.

Unfortunately, if the prophecy is true (which it clearly is) even LoRa devices will be dangerous.