Advice on ending it

[Happydude]

Yooo wassup Im new and I mess with the community heavy. Y'all all seem mad chill. But there's just so much info on here on how to get the job done that I do not know which method to use. I am trying to prioritize efficiency and limit any possibilities of me failing the attempt and becoming either neurologically disabled or physically disabled. I do not have access to a gun. I also live in a area with no building high enough that I can confidently jump off knowing I will die and not just be paralyzed. I looked into Sodium Nitrite poisoning but I heard that the success rate is pretty buns lmao. I looked into hanging but my pops be home a lot and would hear me chocking I think(plus its lwk a lame ass way to go out I would lose so much aura dying like that ngl)There has to be some kind of quick and efficient way that doesn't risk survival and possible later health complications. Im not tryna turn into a vegetable lol. Also maybe some way that isn't lwk lame asf. Idk if I should postpone this until GTA 6 comes out because I know that game finna be fire dawg and I genuinely been looking forward to playing that for a while. But like lwk im tryna get dis jawn over with so might just end it now once I get an efficient method that doesn't risk survival. Also low-key worried about ending it during school cuz I don't want some corny school assembly memorializing my death and shit. Plus it would be a crazy aura loss for the huzz to know I ended my shit. So maybe if there's a way we can make it seem like an accident cuz im not tryna turn into a meme after I die. Also my stupid aah friends are gunna feel personally responsible for my death if they find out I ended my shi and then they gunna be doing like therapy and shit and IM not tryna have them deal wit dat ya know what Im sayin? Don't want them blaming themselves thinking "I should have noticed the signs" or some. And it be so hard researching methods cuz if I put any mention of suicide in the search bar that stupid ass "help is available" text shows up. Like dawg ts should not be this difficult bro im crine. I know I really been rambling and shit but trying to find good methods are so hard for no damn reason. Like Google if I wanted to get help then I wouldn't be tryna end my shit lol take a hint. Anyways that's enough ranting for me. Just can someone give me a fire method that can be efficient enough with no risk of survival and also can be framed as an accident so that niggas don't do some stupid ass memorial in my name and my homeboys don't get traumatized or some shit? Bro I swear to God if I attempt and wake up in the hospital with a bunch of IV and tubes hooked up to me knowing I failed I might genuinely crash out dawg. Last thing I want is a failed attempt gang.