Your name is in the news - which reasons for that would be acceptable to you?

[noname223]

I think many here fear to be in the news after ctb on a pro-life article against this forum. I would turn in my grave.

I would be okay if my name was in the news for following reasons:
-winning the lottery
- curing cancer
- assassinating... okay I won't do this joke
- being the sexiest man alive
- giving birth to Elon's 69th child with the name Takeshi X69
- being elected as chancellor of Germany
- giving homes to all homeless people
- winning a Nobel Prize except for Chemistry this would be unearned
- writing a bestseller
- destroying the internet
- re-creating the Internet
- surviving a nuclear third world war
- defeating Noam Chomsky in a fist fight
- making good Pokemon games again. MAKE POKEMON GREAT AGAIN

 

[LittleMagician]

I think many here fear to be in the news after ctb on a pro-life article against this forum. I would turn in my grave.

I would be okay if my name was in the news for following reasons:
-winning the lottery
- curing cancer
- assassinating... okay I won't do this joke
- being the sexiest man alive
- giving birth to Elon's 69th child with the name Takeshi X69
- being elected as chancellor of Germany
- giving homes to all homeless people
- winning a Nobel Prize except for Chemistry this would be unearned
- writing a bestseller
- destroying the internet
- re-creating the Internet
- surviving a nuclear third world war
- defeating Noam Chomsky in a fist fight

I dont want my name to be on the news, I want people to leave me alone

 

[T-Heart]

If my name appeared in the news, it would be like this:

- Aggressive sicko walks into a school with a toilet seat on his head while screaming "Skibidi Toilet" and bites kids.

- 92-year-old man doesn't doubt it for a second and breaks the record for posts on sanctioned-suicide.

- Sad man goes 29 years without getting out of bed.

 

[bankai]

I don't want the attention of appearing in the newspaper. Brings the attention of all kinds of people.

 

[Namelesa]

Personally I would rather not have that much attention anytime soon cus it would get overwhelming but I could see liking it only after I done what I want with life or dead as I would either be dead or near to killing myself as that much attention would feel nice for a short time.

• getting cancelled by being exposed for my views on life, death and suicide and being on this forum
• be accused of a terrible crime that I didn't actually do
• death by suicide

all of these are negative attention but I won't mind it as I be dead orit wouldn't effect me for long and it would be fun seeing that for a bit as I am an attention whore and I won't feel bad getting negative attention for immoral actions that I didn't even do or actions I don't think are so, meaning I wouldn't feel any regret from it. Partially I think it would be funny if I got a good reputation for my game development then have me canceled despite me being innocent when I am done with it then ctb.

 

[Haematemesis]

"mad young man shoots himself in university campus amidst dozens of students"

 

[SVEN]

Man dies peacefully in his sleep, with a smug smirk on his face.

 

[PrismHon]

I always enjoy the threads you make noname, good topics!

 

[JesiBel]

Sometimes I fantasize about seeing my face when the news about homicide victims comes on.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

For the murder of Ronald McDonald and the kidnapping of the Grimace. I hate most clowns (there are a few exceptions, though) and I hate Ronald most of all. He is an embarrassment to all of humanity and deserves to die a horrible death for the mess he has caused.

In regards to why I want to kidnap Grimace... Well, that's between me and that purple blob of a man...

 

[Subhumano]

Mass shooting

 

[maneose]

girl tragically kills herself, here's her post's condemning the world
adjacent to that girl kills herself in front of ex's house (very graphic)
honorable mentions: getting killed in a mass shooting, getting randomly killed for no reason, kidnapped raped and murdered
i would really want to have one of those 1 hour videos explaining my psyche, going in depth through my posts, analyzing my behavior etc etc, but 99% of those videos are about killers

 

[22yearsbroken]

Idiot man having a mental breakdown tries to skydive from the roof of sainsburys while dressed a chicken... while a boom box plays .. wild cherry
" play that funky music "

 

[SecretDissociation]

Mentally ill human breaks world record for most laps around a mini Sainsbury's in two hours, deciding that nothing is worth buying anyway afterwards.

 

[SVEN]

Because I succeeded in making it compulsory to have Pineapple on Pizza !

 

[DeathIsJustAJourney]

When I was 7 years old I was in the news as the youngest criminal with over 200 convictions by age 7 in my city,it was acceptable to me because I was always running from abusive kids homes living in cardboard boxes on the streets,I had to steal food to survive,steal clothes towels & toiletries to get clean and changed as was discarded by a family who didn't want me and at that age I didn't know what else to do,couldn't work as too young,get caught you just got dragged back to kids homes and told to shut up about your accusations of staff.what other choice does a kid have in that situation?

 

[FoxSauce]

Mentally ill gal managed to solve what 2 + 2 " She thinks it's five . We'll debate her on that shortly ."

" Theres never such thing as too much as for sniffing scented markers ". Says a random small woman

" Shes in your walls everybody hide she'll steal all your toilet paper!"

" Girl dies by chocking on water "

 

[Dyingoportunity]

I've had my fill of being in the news as a random baby in an advertisement for my grandpa's doctor office and as an unnamed then-teen doing a charity run for leukemia treatment. Being named in the news for something I did, good or bad, would give me the mother of all panic attacks.

 

[wormbrained]

"Man spontaneously explodes into a million bits in the middle of a public square."

 

[Pluto]

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

".Local man sets fire at the Nestle isle of his local store, apparently he claims that "Nestle tried to monopolize and sell water to the poor people of Africa". "

Personally hope that Nestle's CEO is forced to play Russian roulette alone and every chamber of the revolver has a bullet in it

 

[bankai]

I won the state lottery.Yay.