Would you want a funeral?

[SMmetalhead36]

It's a no for me. I just want my ashes sprinkled on a garden filled with sunflowers.

 

[bankai]

I don't want a funeral. They're too expensive, and I don't like the idea of my body being there like an exhibition.

Although I don't think it's possible, people who have hanged themselves look very bad..

Funerals are just hotspots for gossip imo.Paying respects to the dead cmon

 

[Aloneandinpain]

It would be a bit pathetic seeing as almost no one would attend. Like what's the point in that?

 

[no-hope-no-future]

No, I wouldn't even want my body to be found. Hopefully I can disappear and never be seen again.

 

[JesiBel]

Funerals are just hotspots for gossip imo.Paying respects to the dead cmon

That might revive me if someone says something I don't like, haha~

When I least expect it, someone on this forum makes me laugh (: thank you!

 

[thebelljarrr]

No. Just let me go quietly.

 

[Dark Moon]

I don't see the point in a funeral because I will be forgotten in weeks most likely. I also don't want certain people to know I'm dead.

I guess just a cremation and my ashes spread under a tree.

 

[notreallybored]

ב''ה, doesn't matter, but I guess I vaguely don't want a chevra kadisha to miss out compared to just feeding the scavengers even if that whole ritual is a bit awkward.

 

[Fall_Apart]

Absolutely not. I hate funerals because they show the hypocrisy of people who bother to go to a funeral when they have ignored you for most of their lives. Then secondly, I don't want money to be spent on a useless ritual that only serves to enrich the system. And I don't give a shit if some people think that funerals are there to help people get over their grief.

 

[ShackledSoul]

One the one hand I really don't see it as important regarding what happens to my body after I'm gone. I also do not under any circumstances want a funeral, but I get the feeling like I won't get much of a choice for myself in the matter.

On the other, I have some poetic notions about some putting hickory seeds in my mouth before burying me in the earth that grow into big, healthy trees. Coordinating that seems impossible though, so I suppose it will just have to remain a romantic thought.

 

[Black Sheep One]

I wish to be cremated. The family will spread the ashes somewhere so they will remember me. As they pass, so will the memories of me. I see no point to a funeral. I am dead. It is to late to see and visit me. I see no point of rock in a cemetery. Who will visit it two hundred years from now? So please, no grave stone.

 

[avalonisburning]

Whatever helps them move on.

 

[Martymcflyismydog]

No, it would be a pathetic funeral. Because of my addiction issue, despite me being better now, I've burnt all of my bridges. I don't even feel like a person anymore.

 

[moonlight2.0]

I want a simple cremation and my ashes spread out to sea. I'll probably bar my ex from seeing me, but I don't know if that could be possible.

How about you guys, do you want a grand send off?

On a sidenote, I love these black candles.

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"Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude"

Tbh kinda 50 50

 

[ArteriesBindEveryon]

I want a simple cremation and my ashes spread out to sea. I'll probably bar my ex from seeing me, but I don't know if that could be possible.

How about you guys, do you want a grand send off?

On a sidenote, I love these black candles.

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"Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude"

No, but funerals aren't for the dead, they're for the people still living. It's not up to me to decide.

 

[AmDead]

Man everyone's answers are basically the same.
I want a funeral and have someone read my last memo which will say no one cared when it mattered. I hope everyone feels guilt and regret and thinks twice before brushing off another suicidal person.

 

[soon4good]

I hope to go missing, that might be a fun way to go

 

[Malfunction]

No funeral, no obituary, nothing.

Anyone important will know, and I'll save them the hassle. Losing someone is enough, I don't feel the need to put them through more.

I also don't support the outrageous price gouging this industry does. Throw my corpse in an oven and dump the ashes in the driveway for all I care.

 

[moonflow3r]

Nah just cremate me n dump those ashes somewhere f that

I hope to go missing, that might be a fun way to go

Dude YES I'd like to just disappear and nobody would find me ever that's so nice

 

[Gamelle]

No. Cremate me. Spread my ashes in the ocean. Never speak of me again.

 

[monetpompo]

too spensive. for me. i wish i could just hire a guy to show up at some coordinates and dig a big hole for my body. a new job opportunity for people who can't keep a retail job?

 

[AllHopeIsLost]

Please no, I don't wish for people to feel obligated to attend a funeral for me because we were friends once upon a time. I wish purely to be remembered briefly and then forgotten.

 

[L9my]

I don't want a funeral. Just cremation and hopefully the spreading of my ashes in a park dear to my heart.
But I won't be there to experience any of that so it is what it is.

 

[itsoverforme303]

If they find my body they can play kickball with my head for all I care. I am an atheist. So I'm not big on rituals. Sorry for the macabre imagery but honestly I don't care. Once I'm dead it's open season.

 

[sadpigeon]

it would be a financial burden to my family, so no

 

[wiz_miz_03]

No

 

[Karera]

I wanna be shot out into space.. turned to stardust, or get sucked into a blackhole..

 

[Griever]

I want to have a funeral as beautiful as my best friend's funeral

 

[Pale_Rider]

Nope. Just put me in the ground.

 

[endofme0001]

No. It would be so insincere having people show up who I haven't seen or heard from in Decades. No way.