Would it be weird to order a beer at a bar and not drink it?

[Weebster]

Drinking fluids makes me cough a lot. I think it's severe acid reflux. Anyway I just want to go and meet women.

 

[Al_stargate]

No, not something worth giving a shit about, who cares. You can pretend drink it, just block the opening with a tongue.

 

[GentleJerk]

I don't drink the water. It rusts pipes, and fish fuck in it.

 

[JakeFlake]

They are probably trying to meet a woman too and will not notice. Good luck!

 

[GentleJerk]

They are probably trying to meet a woman too and will not notice. Good luck!

Thank you! This made me laugh. I don't understand this at all but it made me laugh.

 

[whatevs]

Drinking fluids is the worst. But you have to pretend that you drink, otherwise your cover will be blown. Look at me, I´m drinking all the time - or so it seems. In reality I only ingest solids (we make pudding with the blood of the young and innocent).

It´s important that you at least look human.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I mean, it's a little weird. I wouldn't waste my money buying a drink I wasn't going to consume. Aren't liquids supposed to help with a cough?

Edit: I found a fake beer mug on Amazon. You can bring this to the bar. For just $23 you can appear normal all night. Maybe.

Amazon product ASIN B07TJDVCBG

 

[motel rooms]

I don't drink the water. It rusts pipes, and fish fuck in it.

Fish don't fuck! They're even more gross than that.

 

[Someone123]

rinking fluids makes me cough a lot. I think it's severe acid reflux. Anyway I just want to go and meet women.

Is there any way you can seek medical treatment for this? Obviouisly you need to drink a fair amount of fluidds every day to survive, so you won't be able to hide this for long.

 

[Weebster]

Is there any way you can seek medical treatment for this? Obviouisly you need to drink a fair amount of fluidds every day to survive, so you won't be able to hide this for long.

Ive seen many doctors. The pills and inhalers don't help

Drinking little and eating nothing is the only way I can leave the house and not cough. I eat at night.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Could always just get tea or soda instead and pretend it's alcoholic if anyone asks.

 

[Weebster]

Could always just get tea or soda instead and pretend it's alcoholic if anyone asks.

Drinking anything will lead to a cough. The cough will then occur for awhile after. When I'm alone I eat and drink obviously but coughing alone has no social effects. It's especially bad to have a coughing fit during a pandemic

 

[motel rooms]

Just pretend you're drunk already.

 

[Someone123]

Drinking anything will lead to a cough. The cough will then occur for awhile after. When I'm alone I eat and drink obviously but coughing alone has no social effects. It's especially bad to have a coughing fit during a pandemic

Has there been any clue at all about a cause or treatment? How long has this been going on? Is there any idea of what might have triggered this?

 

[whatevs]

Fish don't fuck! They're even more gross than that.

These creatures are having the time of their lives!

 

[Weebster]

Has there been any clue at all about a cause or treatment? How long has this been going on? Is there any idea of what might have triggered this?

Probably GERD but I have something else too plus allergies. Its terrible

These creatures are having the time of their lives!

Wtf lol Are they connecting or just rubbing?

 

[motel rooms]

These creatures are having the time of their lives!

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[whatevs]