Women are confusing

[CFLoser]

My girlfriend gets mad at me i didnt answer her calls or some shit??? ok (as if i care lol)

Then shes like "okay make sure to answer my calls and shit today we'll talk" -> just disspears all day?? lol ok

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Yeah mine gets homicidal if I miss her calls. The other day I was pooping and she called. I started to panic. I picked up anyway and was like "you're not gonna like where I am." But she brought it on herself.

 

[motel rooms]

You think men aren't confusing? Last week a guy told me to cum all over his face & then he cussed me out because sum cum hit his eye. Irrational & rude. Everybody knows you're supposed to close your eyes & open your mouth when a man announces he's about to erupt.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

You think men aren't confusing? Last week a guy told me to cum all over his face & then he cussed me out because sum cum hit his eye. Irrational & rude. Everybody knows you're supposed to close your eyes & open you mouth when a man announces he's about to erupt.

Have a pair of glasses nearby, you amateur.

 

[motel rooms]

Have a pair of glasses nearby, you amateur.

 

[1up]

Colin Jost <3!!

 

[Shadowplay]

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

Have a pair of glasses nearby, you amateur.

Forget the cum sock we out here with the cum glasses

 

[motel rooms]

View attachment 77442

 

[CFLoser]

You think men aren't confusing? Last week a guy told me to cum all over his face & then he cussed me out because sum cum hit his eye. Irrational & rude. Everybody knows you're supposed to close your eyes & open your mouth when a man announces he's about to erupt.

I dont understand how you are depressed

 

[motel rooms]

I dont understand how you are depressed

Ever heard the one about the comedian who blew his brains out?

 

[odradek]

I dont understand how you are depressed

You should think outside of the box.

 

[stygal]

I don't think it's someone's gender that makes them "confusing" it's more likely their attachment style and overall psyche.