Resource When will you die? The Death Clock

[Jumper Geo]

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

www.deathclock.com

Cheers

Geo

 

[WornOutLife]

WTF! 2046? No way I can't live so long lol.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Even worse for me @WornOutLife. Nov. 11th 2058. Fuck that shit.

 

[GreenTree]

11th December 2024. I can't wait another 3 and a half years.

 

[WornOutLife]

Even worse for me @WornOutLife. Nov. 11th 2058. Fuck that shit.

We deffo gotta drink more alcohol so as to die faster lol.
Anyway, I just opened my first vodka bottle, CHEERS bro!

 

[Makko]

So I'll die at 39? Sounds about perfect to me.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Cheers @WornOutLife have a good one.

 

[GreenTree]

I got off lightly compared to you guys. Still 3 and a half years seams eternity.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Haha sorry everyone I should have put a spoiler alert, lol

Cheers

Geo

 

[nolongerhuman]

It gave me February 2038. Nah.

 

[Murasa]

Yeah, sure, like my body and mind will endure so long.

 

[letied]

August 6th, 2079.
You know what? Tomorrow seems like a good day to die.

 

[StringPuppet]

2054? No thank you lol

 

[xLosthopex]

Why does it give such limited options for BMI? I'm severely underweight but it only lets you say <25 which the clock then assumes you're a healthy weight, which in my case could not be further from the truth lol

 

[Jumper Geo]

Death Clock

Not long to go, mind you I keep seeing the advert, if you have had a cough for two weeks or longer you should get it checked out as it could be more serious, I've had my cough for two years,

Thursday, August 14, 2031

Cheers

Geo

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

The original was:
Monday, April 27, 2065

It's too fucking long!
I picked the pessimistic mode there and then I changed the mode to another and here are the rusults:

Friday, September 16, 2101 (optimistic)
Tuesday, July 2, 2080 (normal)
Monday, July 2, 2040 (sadistic)

I can't believe! I would be 100 years old if I were optimistic lol.

 

[death137]

At first it said 2049. Then 2071 when I reload the same thing to make sure I know the month and day. It doesn't work. Anyway this year is definitely my last.

 

[Disco Biscuit]

2058

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

At first it said 2049. Then 2071 when I reload the same thing to make sure I know the month and day. It doesn't work. Anyway this year is definitely my last.

Haha, you are right. But for me it was always around 2060.

 

[death137]

Haha, you are right. But for me it was always around 2060.

Are you currently young? About 5 years ago when I tried this or similar website it said some year in the 2060s. That's eternity.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

Are you currently young? About 5 years ago when I tried this or similar website it said some year in the 2060s. That's eternity.

I'm 20 (it's really hard to say that). I don't know what age you consider as young.

 

[Pisceslilith]

2081, yup no thanks

 

[GarageKarate07]

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

www.deathclock.com

Cheers

Geo

That thing is broken.... 2062. I have chronic conditions and bad memory and I'm very unhealthy now. I dont see me living to 2025 even if things got really great for no reason suddenly. It's a fun novelty to play with though.

 

[D-Buzz]

I don't think so.

 

[Jumper Geo]

That thing is broken.... 2062. I have chronic conditions and bad memory and I'm very unhealthy now. I dont see me living to 2025 even if things got really great for no reason suddenly. It's a fun novelty to play with though.

Well in this one I clicked sadistic and I died http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=14&Month=4&Year=1968&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=35&smoker=1

Cheers

Geo

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

www.deathclock.com

Cheers

Geo

Is there any way to speed this up???

 

[GarageKarate07]

Well in this one I clicked sadistic and I died http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=14&Month=4&Year=1968&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=35&smoker=1

Cheers

Geo

Yeah, I couldnt figure out what someone's "outlook" has on the length of your life span. This thing is fun to play with. There are nor many "health conditions" listed on it though. Only smoking and Body Mass Index. LOL most people dont even know what BMI is.

 

[Ame]

Spoiler: Very Nice

It seems that the outputs change every time you refresh the page despite the inputs remaining the same. I didn't realise that pessimism deleted literal decades off of your estimated lifespan. This death clock fails to take into account that most Asian women linger until age 125.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Is there any way to speed this up???

Yes it should have heavy smoker, drugs and booze, and are you a current member of Santioned Suicide,

Cheers

Geo

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Yes it should have heavy smoker, drugs and booze, and are you a current member of Santioned Suicide,

Cheers

Geo

I can't wait til it's "Former Member Of Sanctioned Suicide"