What would you want for your gravestone epitaph?

[StarDust]

"If you want to look at granite go to a quarry."

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

your next

 

[StarDust]

your next

HAHAHAHA!!! Even better!

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

HAHAHAHA!!! Even better!

ehehee with a mirror

 

[wanttodie]

I' I'll be creamated so no need for epitaph.

 

[Caustic Cardinals]

Yes cremate me; so my family can choke on the ashes of my misery

 

[Tiburcio]

"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed"

That's exactly why I want people forget me. It's not the same, but the closest thing to total nonexistence.

 

[Destin]

<<<<<

 

[Sun Stealer]

Not sure but I want "going underground" by the Jam played at my funeral

 

[satou]

"There is no treasure buried here"

 

[Sun Stealer]

That would make me want to dig lol

 

[Lara Francis]

I will be buried with my husband and the stone will say "I was hoping for a pyramid "

 

[FadedMemory]

I don't want to be buried because I don't want a funeral and I want to be remembered as little as possible.
But if I did have a tombstone, "do not disturb" like StarDust said seems lke a good idea.

 

[Morning Angel]

"I said I wanted to be cremated."

 

[LosingHealthFast]

I'm sure I'll be creamated and dumped somewhere so no need for epitaph. But "that sucked" is good.

At a graveyard that would make me roll over laughing. But somehow, for that reason I do not think they would allow that. If only.. I would wish for a grave that would make people smile. I think life is suffering by default, smiles, fun and connection make it worth it.

 

[akosineenee]

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[Maravillosa]

I suppose my gravestone epitaph will be "Jesus, I trust in You". (Of course there will be my full name, the phrase "Beloved Daughter and Sister" and the dates of my birth and death. Then below all that will be my epitaph.)

 

[Manaaja]

The video game Sacred (1) had a lot of funny tombstone texts, but of course I can't remember any right now. Maybe "This grave is empty" to confuse people and to reference to the fact that I want to cremated and have my ashes thrown into forest. (And even if my body laid in the grave, I would hope that my soul would have ascended to a better place, thus making the grave technically empty.)

No name or anything "earthly" to remember me by. Maybe only the millennia/centuries I lived in (not exact years).

 

[weedoge]

something overly deep or just a big apology

 

[Deadinside24]

Jack Sparrow

 

[Slacker]

 

[akosineenee]

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

My grave would probably be unmarked, but if I decided to have a gravestone, it would probably say something along the lines of:

"Who was she?"
"I never knew her."
"Did she exist?"

 

[Schopenhauer]

I don't care about the disposal of my body, really, but if I were to choose, I'd go for cremation. Burial is a waste.

 

[Mr2005]

"Lived slow, died youngish"

 

[ParamitePie]

"I told you I wanted to be cremated, damn it!"

 

[Jovaras]

I would like to be plastinated

 

[millefeui]

Considering I spent my whole life in from of TVs and computer monitors, "Rest in pixels" would be fitting.

 

[lostinthedream]

Considering I spent my whole life in from of TVs and computer monitors, "Rest in pixels" would be fitting.

and in 100 years.. WTF is a pixel??

 

[millefeui]

and in 100 years.. WTF is a pixel??

"A miserable little pile of secrets".

Can't believe I got the quote wrong. I am a fraud.