What statistics would you like to see of your life?

[Circles]

I'd like to see how much I've spent my life asleep or depressed/suicidal. I wonder how much I've used the Internet and TV. Or see the total number of days that I felt were boring as fuck. How many opportunities I missed that would have made my life better. How many days and moments of my life when or if I was happy versus the days that I wasn't. How many times I've cussed. I'll think of more later.

 

[BipolarGuy]

Not statistics I know, but I'd like to know where each of the atoms that were once a part of my body are now (e.g. that once made up skin cells).

Weird thing, and it's not like I think about this or anything I just thought about it now.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Those are good ones. I've always wondered how much money I've spent on useless shit and drugs. I dunno if I could handle the actual statistics of my life though, talk about depressing.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

How many pints of beer I've had

 

[nerve]

How many hours I've spent downloading mods for The Sims......

 

[lostangel]

How many great opportunities I have missed. It would be too depressing for me to handle but I'm curious.

 

[Matthias_k]

I'd rather not know, it would do more harm than good. The only thing I know for sure is that I've slept half of my life away. That's one good thing at least.

 

[Chupacabra 44]

Happy:unhappy
Entertained:bored
Hypomanic/manic:baseline:depressed

 

[Mm80]

How many hours of my life that ive spent having sex in the missionary position. I can almost guatantee its a lot more than when ive been been the recipient of cow girl

 

[esse_est_percipi]

My average dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin levels.
I suspect they are very low. My brain may not even produce those chemicals.

 

[degeneratewaste]

> how many cigarettes smoked
> how many units of alcohol consumed
> how many hours spent crying
> how many spliffs smoked
> how many swear words said

 

[GrumpyFrog]

I would like to know a number of other people who know/remember who I am. Not sure if this fits.

 

[RottenDeer]

How many steps I walked and how much time I uselessly spent worrying about my weight.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I wanna know how many and which girls actually had a crush on me and which ones did I just assume only seemed like they liked me because of my own hubris.

I also wanna know the amount of each types of food I've consumed because I'm curious. And maybe how many hours I've slept/waited in traffic.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

How many times I have given fuckwits at work a withering stare for being fuckwits that went completely over their head.

 

[Lupgevif]

How much time I spent watching ads on free-to-play mobile games WILLINGLY in order to get rewards.

 

[Soul]

The good:wrong that I've done unto others would be very useful to have on the fly.

 

[netrezven]

Time having sex vs time I could have sex if I was cheating. It's silly but the only way to know is imagination or to break my own rules/won't happen/.

 

[Mixo]

Since I assume just about everyone hates me, it would be interesting for me to see objectively how many people actually had a neutral to positive opinion of me.

 

[Forveleth]

Would love to look at the frequency distribution of masturbation over the course of my life. I know it has dropped off as I have gotten older but I want to see if/when a major dropoff happened.
(yes I am necroing this thread because I think it is interesting)

 

[itsgone2]

Idk, number of bad decisions would depress me but interesting. Time left in this existence would be nice to know. Maybe.

 

[fadedghost]

what percentage of days alive after age 12 that i was suicidal, defined by thinking of the word "suicide" or "suicidal" or thinking of methods or wanting to die in vague or specific terms. my guess it's about 60% of days, it could even be higher.

also, i really wish i had great data on the days i wasn't suicide and if there was anything different on those days or before those days, like any patterns in the data i'm not away of...

(like for some reason, does eating something make me more suicidal? does watching tv? etc. it would be fascinating to actually have real data and find out why i am so sad.)

 

[ceelobling]

How many times that things went wrong for me. I can show it to everyone as proof that the universe is targeting me. I always have to deal with some fuckshit that no one else has to deal with.

 

[LittleSunshine]

Probably none. I'd rather let some things remain an illusion, as it will most likely lead to more disappointment.

 

[gottacheckout]

Ratio of time spent being an asshole vs being a nice person. I'm hoping the universe will let me know when I'm even up. Until then I'll keep trying to help others.

 

[Chocomel]

How many hours of playtime I spent on each different games, starting from age of 4

 

[FoxSauce]

Opportunities Ive missed due to sheer fear of trying and low self esteem and scared ill become a bad person...idk if that sounds like a statistic

Or maybe die at a young age due to a crisis or something else

 

[Forveleth]

How many hours of playtime I spent on each different games, starting from age of 4

This would be interesting but I am not sure I want to know my Minecraft total hours