What kind of super BS is this?

[eternalmelancholy]

Nice sounding words but ultimately meaningless. I am sure whoever left this note patted themselves on the back extra hard that day.

 

[WornOutLife]

Thanks for making me laugh!
I'll go to bed with a lovely smile lol.

 

[ClownMe]

From my experience, people would rather attend my funeral than listen to my story.

 

[motel rooms]

Oh sweet Jesus, this shit is pure. fucking. gold.

 

[ithappens]

More meaningless platitudes meant to make the speaker feel better about themselves more than actually help anyone who needs it.
Typical.

 

[LakatosDiogenesz]

I don't want to be heard, I want to be dead.

 

[DarkWolf]

Don't worry I've pre arranged my private unattended cremation and paid for it myself so there won't be a funeral. So you won't need to attend.
Unless of course my 'family' trample all over my wishes, claim I'm mental, make it all about them and then have a funeral anyway.
I love how people think talking will make everything all rainbows and sunshine. What about some actual proper help to make life at the very least comfortable.

 

[LastFlowers]

I can tell from their neat ass handwriting that I would hate them. (Work on the lamination though, Asshole.)
They probably made a damn Instagram post about it before they left it there for good.
Try listening to my story, you'd be attending your own funeral if you had to live it. That's what I'd like to leave on the back of their pink post-it.

 

[motel rooms]

I can tell from their neat ass handwriting that I would hate them. (Work on the lamination though, Asshole.)

Don't call a vacuous teenage girl an asshole She's just plain old dumb

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

It doesn't look that high, and there's water...

 

[motel rooms]

The only thing I don't get is why this noble girl neglected to dot her I's with hearts

 

[signifying nothing]

If they really meant it, where are their contact details?

 

[Carrotcake]

I love that it's about their feelings and not about the suicidal one's lmao

 

[WatermelonMel]

I love that it's about their feelings and not about the suicidal one's lmao

That's always the case with prolifers

"no don't do it, your life will get better like mine!"
"no don't do it, I don't wanna deal with the emotional pain of you being gone!"

 

[Superdeterminist]

Amazing how they shifted suicide into something about them and what they'd prefer, never mind the poor soul about to jump. Also, one doesn't preclude the other. You could have your story told by someone else after death, as is often the case.

 

[SweetDreams500]

I rolled my eyes so hard they did a loop and now my optical nerve is all tangled up like christmas lights

 

[Neowise]

Nobody wants to listen to our stories. And nobody would come to our funeral either.

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

Wtf! The asshole who wrote that thinks only about himself. We don't give a shit what he would rather do. Bullshit!

 

[domedune]

Oh, but I don't want to tell you my story. Too bad.

 

[A_miStake_of_NATURE]

Maaaan!! That's a first!!!! I've never seen anything like that!!!
Christ… I'd rather they didn't attend my funeral!! How neatly they just invited themselves without any invitation!!! Lol

 

[Symbiote]

Whoever wrote that should have a revolving door of people going to their house so he could listen to their stories. See how quickly he changes his mind after one person.

 

[Anonymous_A]

Easy response..
" why is MY suicide all about YOU?"

 

[Mentalmick]

Just as well, you weren't invited to my funeral anyway.

 

[FuneralCry]

Stuff like this really irritates me. Some people have rational reasons to ctb that talking wouldn't fix. That point of view needs to be acknowledged in society.

 

[saltshaker]

Fuck off you would, all I'd get is you disputing me or saying "stop being so negative".

 

[Soulless Angel]

and what shall I do once you have heard my story? Ill still be wanting to CTB, you ain't shifted my pain any where?! Shall we sit with a cuppa tea and chin wag, actually lets do that, seems like you may bore me to death

 

[Grave]

Wow, thanks for that offer and advice on my life, I'll definitely think about it ... not.

I want to die and no amount of talking is going to change that. Go to my funeral or don't, I won't care because I'll be dead.

Thanks for posting, it was funny.

 

[Sprite_Geist]

Any random person could commit suicide there, so how can the person that wrote this attend the funeral of somebody who they do not even realise exists? Yes - perhaps the sign is not supposed to be taken literally and is more about the sentiment, but still.

So you want to listen to somebody elses story? Very well, but be warned: not every story is a fairytale with a happy ending. Sometimes a persons story is one of constant and unending torment, and no amount of talk will dissolve that pain.

 

[demuic]

Stuff like this really irritates me. Some people have rational reasons to ctb that talking wouldn't fix. That point of view needs to be acknowledged in society.

This is what prolifers will never understand. They will brush off anyone who wants to die as irrational and mentally compromised. I've seen people say "most mentally ill people will get better," regardless of the fact that mental illness isn't the only cause of suicide and even if that is why someone wants to die, you have no guarantee they will get better and at the end of the day they're the ones in control of what to do with their life.

 

[ithappens]

Fuck off you would, all I'd get is you disputing me or saying "stop being so negative".

"Stop being so negative!"
"But my life has been nothing but negative experiences."
And then watch as the prolifer tries to argue with you about your own experiences in life as if they're the ones who have had to witness/experience them.