Norm's bit on suicide was great:
When people commit suicide, no one ever understands. You know what I mean? People commit suicide and people go "I don't understand why." and I go, "You don't?"
What, do you live in a cotton-candy house or something? What the fuck? You don't know about life? How it only disappoints and gets worse and worse until it ends in a catastrophe?
The fuck?
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck: One: is, like we said, to escape this worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have. And the second reason we hang ourselves is to whack off.