What a nickname.

[GentleJerk]

Met a guy who goes by the name B.J. , a friend of a friend.

That's right. B.J.

I couldn't help but laugh when he told me. Well it wasn't a proper laugh, more like one of those nasal snort sounds.

I said, "your name's B.J.? ...As in blowjob?" He got SUPER DUPER fucking offended.

Come on man. You want people to call you B.J and you expect me to to take that seriously, and not point out the obvious?

I'm still chortling about it. Who does that.

Am I wrong for this? Dude apparently hates my guts now.

 

[Smart No More]

Was his name Ben James or something?

 

[GentleJerk]

Was his name Ben James or something?

He's a Beau. No idea what his last name is, but I don't think it's Job.

I will add, the guy's a bit of a tosser, even before I pointed out the BJ thing. Partly why I said it but I'm sure it's not the first time this has been brought to his attention. It can't be.

 

[Smart No More]

He's a Beau. No idea what his last name is. I don't think it's Job.

Wouldn't it be cruel if his folks named him Beau Job!?

 

[GentleJerk]

Wouldn't it be cruel if his folks named him Beau Job!?

Ahhh shit xD I'm dying. Starting to think they might have.

 

[Symbiote]

BJ is a common name in America, hell they got a big box store named BJ's Warehouse and Dicks Sporting good store in the same shopping center so that the street sign reads funny.

 

[longenough]

I would have definitely laughed as well

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

The J in this context usually means "junior," so BJ is likely Brian Junior or something. I think you insulted him and his dad by calling them both blowjobs. You're so mean!

 

[waitingforrest]

Regardless if you are right or wrong, that is a unfortunate nickname.

It's the same as Dick being another nickname for Richard. Or Cox/Dickinson/Cummings as a last name.

Combine them all and you get the holy grail for school bullies.

 

[whatevs]

Regardless if you are right or wrong, that is a unfortunate nickname.

It's the same as Dick being another nickname for Richard. Or Cox/Dickinson/Cummings as a last name.

Combine them all and you get the holy grail for school bullies.

I followed for a time a conspiracy theorist that was sure the surname Dick-in-son was a way of the pedophile elite to signal that they put their dicks into children.

These surnames need to be reimagined.