Games Weird/funny, out-of-context quotes from news articles

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[Valky]

'Very serious': Sweden accidentally fires rocket into Norway

Norway says it takes the matter "very seriously" after the rocket went off course and came down in a mountainous area 9.3 miles inside the neighbouring country.

news.sky.com

This is making me wheeze whenever I look at it
Anyways

Look: Deer breaks into Michigan house, jumps on a bed - UPI.com

Sheriff's deputies in Michigan responded to a home to eject an "unusual" breaking and entering suspect -- a deer.

www.upi.com

I am too scared to read myself

Foodies left feeling 'violated' after discovering how Parmesan cheese is made

Food lovers have sworn to never top their dinners with some grated Parmesan again after discovering how the cheese is made - as some say it left them feeling 'violated'

www.mirror.co.uk

Watch: Contest in Belgium crowns new seagull screeching champion - UPI.com

Squawking seabird enthusiasts gathered in a Belgian coastal town to put their vocal abilities to the test in the 2023 European Gull Screeching Championship.

www.upi.com

I got caught

Watch: Moose wanders into Alaska movie theater, eats popcorn - UPI.com

Workers at an Alaska movie theater captured photos and videos when a moose wandered into the building to feast on popcorn.

www.upi.com

Zoo seeking 'seagull deterrents' to wear giant bird costumes, scare seagulls - UPI.com

A zoo in England posted a job opening seeking applicants "comfortable wearing a bird costume" to serve as the facility's seagull deterrents.

www.upi.com

 

[Sammie_com.sanrio]

Florida man break into house, shave the cat's head and leave without stealing anything - Funny

505 points • 30 comments

9gag.com

This makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe lol

 

[kermudgeon]

One time I saw an article titled "Housefire in Burnsville" and almost died.

I am horrible person...

 

[TopChicken]

The owls are not what they seem