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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,241
Everything fits in the vending machine.

Gets a baloney sandwich.
Inserts another vending machine.
 
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R. A.

R. A.

But...the future refused to change.
Aug 8, 2022
982
gets amoeba.
inserts blimp.
 
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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,241
Gets a good year tire.
Inserts a hammock.
 
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EmptyBottle

EmptyBottle

🔑 LTO tape exists
Apr 10, 2025
672
gets van (previously inserted, tho ofc the machine can return just about anything, even unlisted items)
inserts old HDD
 
33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
Gets a bowl of Chicken Katsu Curry
Inserts a wicker basket
 
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33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
Gets Cherry Blossom petals.
Inserts broken glass.
 
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33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
gets a coffee table
Inserts a hello kitty plushie
 
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33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
Gets a brown paper bag
Inserts sheer black tights
 
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33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
Gets a grandfather clock
Inserts a broken ps5
 
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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,241
Gets a Klondike bar.
Inserts a pony.
 
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GlassMoon

GlassMoon

╠═·⢄⠔⠑⢄⠔⠑·═╣
Nov 18, 2024
327
Gets a stallion.

Insert hay.
 
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33K1LLM3

33K1LLM3

Pretty Girl, Sick Mind
Jun 28, 2025
96
Inserts a can of mid blue spray paint
Gets a half eaten plain crepe
 
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EmptyBottle

EmptyBottle

🔑 LTO tape exists
Apr 10, 2025
672
inserts a tide pod (a magic one that cleans the machine)
gets lucky embossed coin
 

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