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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Pretty simple game, insert something into the vending machine, next poster tells what you got for that. Then they insert something.

E.g.
Poster 1: Inserts a banana

Poster 2: Gets a toilet
Inserts a computer

I'll start it off.

Inserts a pair of socks.
 
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Buffy

Buffy

24/7 cold
Mar 17, 2024
109
Gets a bunch of keys.

Inserts a finger nail.
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a left shoe.

Inserts a bench.
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets a scenic picture of that bench in a park

Inserts a drop of blood
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a slice of pineapple pizza.

Inserts myself.
 
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D

dontwakemeup

Wizard
Nov 11, 2024
674
Grabs blood with gloves.

Inserts 5 Nembutal pills
(Did I do it right?)
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets an empty genie lamp (genie sold separately)

Inserts a chocolate coin
 
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ma0

ma0

How did I get here?
Dec 20, 2024
616
Gets absolutely nothing. You got scammed out of a chocolate coin.

Inserts Kepler-22b
 
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Prism

Prism

🌈💎
Jul 15, 2024
130
Gets a bouquet

Inserts a seashell
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets the magic conch shell

Inserts car keys
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a half a bottle of sake.

Inserts a cow.
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets 100 cats

Inserts a cat
 
  • Wow
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Namelesa

Namelesa

Trapped in this Suffering | Global Mod |
Sep 21, 2024
1,702
Gets a tiger

Inserts a million dollars
 
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Prism

Prism

🌈💎
Jul 15, 2024
130
Gets a sandwich

Inserts a deck of cards
 
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Gets back the deck of cards.

Inserts a raccoon.
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets a pet weaponized cyborg raccoon

Inserts $2.00
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets $200.05

Inserts a PS5
 
6lackstar

6lackstar

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Nov 20, 2024
40
Gets a ps vita

Inserts a sabertooth dragon
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a grimoire on black magic.

Inserts a pot of pork belly.
 
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_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
656
Gets a pot.

Inserts a lost sock.
 
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soonnotkoei

soonnotkoei

got my foot in the grave
Sep 24, 2024
222
Gets the lost sock.

Inserts the lost sock again cause its not mine.
 
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mikgazer6

mikgazer6

No existence, no problem
Jul 1, 2024
150
Gets nothing. The sock is lost

Inserts a rose
 
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One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a size 13 right shoe.

Inserts @_AllCatsAreGrey_ 's wallet.
 
_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
656
Gets my wallet. (Wow. I didn't know it was missing.)

Inserts a positive feedback card.
 
shrizoid

shrizoid

Experienced
Nov 18, 2024
201
Gets temporary happiness

Inserts a 2001 Toyota Corolla
 
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6lackstar

6lackstar

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Nov 20, 2024
40
Gets a hot wheels monster truck

Inserts a pogo stick
 
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_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
656
Gets a toothpick. *looks closer* Oh, it's a tiny pogo stick.

Inserts a hand towel.
 
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