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[mjolnir]

532
But shallow-water fish must be theorizing about the taste of this chewing gum.
What are the rumors among the fish?

 

[U. A.]

533

i try to avoid idle gossip, but i hear talk of krill, seaweed, or grape

 

[mjolnir]

534
That sounds peculiar; I'd go up in a submarine to find out for sure.

 

[U. A.]

535

sounds like an exciting expedition

 

[IncrediblePal]

i decided i prefer water

Let me share a bit of fish lore with you guys
As you probably already know, we cats love to eat fish. Our favorite thing in the world.
Back when fish lived on land, every day was a good day.
But that didn't last long. A fellow cat shared our most well kept secret with the fishdom. Our one true weakness. Water.
After learning this, the fishkind started adapting to live underwater.
Now in the modern day, food is plenty. But fish is a luxury.

"Why would the traitor cat betray his own kind like that?" you may ask.
As it turns out, traitor cat was in love with the princess fish. He betrayed his own kind for love.
I won't go into the details but the two ended up having a child together.

Spoiler: The Child

Spoiler: catfish

Who now atones for the parents' sins.