Turn ons

[MAIO]

what turns you on? Do you have any weird turn ons? Bizzare fetishes? Etc.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I have a few, but I'm not going to broadcast them publicly.

 

[weedoge]

No, totally normal over here *eyebrows*

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

I mean if she's good at smash it's definitely a plus

 

[Xerxes]

I'm pretty vanilla. I thought I had some kinks, but they were just curiosities and I later didn't like it.

 

[Chinaski]

Pretty much anything goes around these parts, though l generally avoid working with children or animals.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[weedoge]

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"Fuming" newspaper writers need a raise

 

[iHeartRockArt]

I think probably everyone has "something" they're into that others would think is "weird or bizarre."

 

[Red star]

I think probably everyone has "something" they're into that others would think is "weird or bizarre."

Yes!

I don't want to share my own publicly either but I'm open minded, I'll take on any turn on someone has and make it my own. If it makes them feel good I'm so down.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

There are too many to list, and new ones crop up all the time. All in all it's nothing really crazy or out of the ordinary. There is a lot that I love about women, even seemingly silly things, and in some cases things I'd never even thought about before being exposed to them.

Just the other day for example, I was waiting for an appointment, and there was a woman across from me. She was just sitting there, dangling one of her shoes from her toes in a playful kind of way. I noticed, and there was an uprising in the south, if you catch my drift. I couldn't understand it for the life of me. I think I'll just always be an incorrigible pervert.

 

[Johnnythefox]

There are too many to list, and new ones crop up all the time. All in all it's nothing really crazy or out of the ordinary. There is a lot that I love about women, even seemingly silly things, and in some cases things I'd never even thought about before being exposed to them.

Just the other day for example, I was waiting for an appointment, and there was a woman across from me. She was just sitting there, dangling one of her shoes from her toes in a playful kind of way. I noticed, and there was an uprising in the south, if you catch my drift. I couldn't understand it for the life of me. I think I'll just always be an incorrigible pervert.

Shoeplay is awesome

 

[Chinaski]

there was an uprising in the south, if you catch my drift.

*unsubscribes from thread*

 

[Crest33]

I have a few, but I'm not going to broadcast them publicly.

Smart move , I'll do the same.

 

[Xerxes]

I liked women with tattoos, neon hair, and dressed like they're going to a biker bar...

 

[Smilla]

I'm asexual at this point.

Prior turn ons included Tommy Lee Jones, a quick wit, and thigh high stockings.

Those days are over.

 

[Smilla]

*unsubscribes from thread*

Would you like a lime or a lemon with your gin and tonic?

I have Hendricks gin.

 

[Chinaski]

Would you like a lime or a lemon with your gin and tonic?

I have Hendricks gin.

I really hate to disappoint you of all people but I've been tediously abstinent from drink for four months now, though l would be grateful if you'd stick a cocktail umbrella in my double veterinary anaesthetic with ice, cheers!

 

[ChickenAndPotatoes]

I used to have a strong foot fetish.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Tall, nice muscles and a kind face although I'm leaning towards asexual now due to apathy. No weird fetishes though. My life is weird enough as it is.

 

[Jupiter]

I like to sniff at bus... Wait a minute.

 

[Fucking loving it]

Yes!

I don't want to share my own publicly either but I'm open minded, I'll take on any turn on someone has and make it my own. If it makes them feel good I'm so down.

This.

 

[Smilla]

I really hate to disappoint you of all people but I've been tediously abstinent from drink for four months now, though l would be grateful if you'd stick a cocktail umbrella in my double veterinary anaesthetic with ice, cheers!

Done. Ice might dilute the poison though.

 

[Chinaski]

Done. Ice might dilute the poison though.

Tbh l'm not too fussed about that, the way things generally work for me leave me convinced that even if l drank it, I'd ctb not through the peaceful ingestion of barbiturate but by ignominiously and embarrassingly choking on the After Eight l hurriedly cram into my mouth to quell the taste.

 

[Smilla]

Tbh l'm not too fussed about that, the way things generally work for me leave me convinced that even if l drank it, I'd ctb not through the peaceful ingestion of barbiturate but by ignominiously and embarrassingly choking on the After Eight l hurriedly cram into my mouth to quell the taste.

Clever

I'm doing the bag thing, curtains closed.

God damn Brits, love you all.

 

[Chinaski]

I'm doing the bag thing, curtains closed.

Are you talking about turn ons, or ctb? Or both?

 

[weedoge]

Tbh l'm not too fussed about that, the way things generally work for me leave me convinced that even if l drank it, I'd ctb not through the peaceful ingestion of barbiturate but by ignominiously and embarrassingly choking on the After Eight l hurriedly cram into my mouth to quell the taste.

Literally sobbing right now, I needed to read this and laughed out loud, thank you my dude.

 

[Smilla]

Are you talking about turn ons, or ctb? Or both?

Ctb.


The bag over my head is (metaphorically) putting a veil between my life/this world.

I'm a d list actress in a d list script so curtains closed

 

[Xerxes]

Any method of CTB can be a turn on if you try hard enough. David Carradine did it.

 

[MAIO]

Any method of CTB can be a turn on if you try hard enough. David Carradine did it.

Worlds greatest dad comes to mind