To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ...

[About_to_Go]

Sanctioned Suicide's existential catchphrase "Can I be unbanned?"

 

[Pegasus]

OP trolled us good. We gave him the attention he wanted.

 

[MexicanTravels]

I joked about selling pictures of my sisters kids in the black market so she blocked my number.

In my defense: I would never intentionally create harm for the kids, I love them. But the mindset they have is very robotic.

Trying to defend myself again would be this: "but someone posted it on 4chan" and her response would be something like "you sick fu k."

It's not a about how smart somebody is it's about how witty and cunning and deceitful murderous and carnivorous one can truly be at a time that is inappropriate 4 jokes

No idea what I just said.

The true winner of this thread is @Flash! Their subtle 4chan reference to copypastas coupled with a thoughtful response to my original post takes the cake.

 

[AveryConure]

I loved that part in Sanctioned Suicide where Chinaski seriously wanted some Szechuan sauce.

 

[MexicanTravels]

I loved that part in Sanctioned Suicide where Chinaski seriously wanted some Szechuan sauce.

Yeah, that always cracks me up too!