The world's going to hell ("going TO?"), so I decided if I die, I'm gonna die with a quesadilla in my mouth! What's your last meal? KFC b4 RIP?

[KimKevorkian]

This goddamn Putin...I had to scram to the grocery for some comfort food to stimulate some GABA production, so I went whole hog on Italian sausage, tortillas, salsa, shredded Colby and Monterey Jack..Comfort food. But all I want to do is fax it all to Nessie. Feel so bad for her.

 

[Passersby]

Dying with a quesadilla in your mouth! Having some great comfort food before I die would be a must. I wI'll need all the comfort I can get. I'm thinking a big plate of biscuits and gravy then ctb.

 

[CassieHoward]

This doesn't answer your question, but I always wondered how prisoners on death row decide what their last meal should be. I guess this is what feel like!

 

[KimKevorkian]

Dying with a quesadilla in your mouth! Having some great comfort food before I die would be a must. I wI'll need all the comfort I can get. I'm thinking a big plate of biscuits and gravy then ctb.

Hell yeah, Cracker Barrel would work, except if you ctb there before leaving your fine waitress a tip, she'll make sure you're dead! CTB (crave the biscuit?) Hey, mind outta the gutter and back in the barrel (not a gun barrel--a Cracker type).

Hell yeah, Cracker Barrel would work, except if you ctb there before leaving your fine waitress a tip, she'll make sure you're dead! CTB (crave the biscuit?) Hey, mind outta the gutter and back in the barrel (not a gun barrel--a Cracker type).

I kid you not, I almost bought at Walmart, tonight, a breakfast pizza, with BISCUIT crust! Wha? Talk about a coronary with cheese. This shit'll put D out of business.

 

[Passersby]

Hell yeah, Cracker Barrel would work, except if you ctb there before leaving your fine waitress a tip, she'll make sure you're dead! CTB (crave the biscuit?) Hey, mind outta the gutter and back in the barrel (not a gun barrel--a Cracker type).

I kid you not, I almost bought at Walmart, tonight, a breakfast pizza, with BISCUIT crust! Wha? Talk about a coronary with cheese. This shit'll put D out of business.

I'll give the waitress a huge tip! I cant take the money with me. I'll get us both that huge plate of biscuits and gravy with butter also and whatever else we want too. They let you camp for a night or 2 in the parking lot now but I won't be doing that. I will then go to a hotel and ctb. I'll have to check out that pizza with biscuit crust sometime and pull the trigger on it. We will eat the best meals and whatever we want since we'll be dead anyway. Screw those arteries!

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Filet mignon Oscar style (lump crab meat and bearnasie sauce on top), creamed spinach, scalloped potatoes, and a dirty martini. And maybe some creme brulee for dessert.

 

[KimKevorkian]

Filet mignon Oscar style (lump crab meat and bearnasie sauce on top), creamed spinach, scalloped potatoes, and a dirty martini. And maybe some creme brulee for dessert.

Bourdain in the house!

 

[Of The Universe]

I wanna go to IHOP and stuff myself with pancakes,butter and syrup.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Absinthe

 

[KimKevorkian]

I wanna go to IHOP and stuff myself with pancakes,butter and syrup.

Oh yeah! And use all six bottles of syrup. Just be sure people are watching as your hotcakes are looking for a lifeguard. Wish I could see their reactions:) And get plenty of butter. Eggs with tobasco. I'm gonna eat dinner again if I don't stop (just ate an hour ago).

Absinthe

An admirable classic. Hopefully with the famous wormwood effect. Safe sipping.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Bourdain in the house!

My 2nd choice was Waffle House.

 

[symphony]

A nice last meal does sound nice, but I think I'd want to avoid hyping it up too much so as to not end up psyching myself up. Recently I've been having pasta for dinner most nights because it's so easy to make and tastes okay, so I'd probably through together a moderately-sized bowl of pasta and maybe finish it off with a few squares of dark chocolate.

 

[Chiisai]

Haha youre funny. Thats some really good last meal there. I believe I have been having my last meals for quite some time now. Been binging on some cali rolls, ramen, strawberry sake, and a gallon of ice cream lately but I always end up in food coma before I get to actually psych myself to CTB. Guess I'll CTB of cardiac arrest rather than my actual method and I dont know if its a good thing or not. Haha

 

[Teas]

Dunno what my last meal should be. Most of the time food tastes like nothing and I have to push myself to eat something. Maybe something chocolate

 

[KimKevorkian]

My 2nd choice was Waffle House.

Oh, damn. How cd one leave out the famous Waffle House with their pounded beef patty and crispy hash browns? Great choice. That would make me NOT want to ctb. I'd miss it so much. Such gustatory relish. Speaking of gustatory relish, would you pass it this way? Thx.

Haha youre funny. Thats some really good last meal there. I believe I have been having my last meals for quite some time now. Been binging on some cali rolls, ramen, strawberry sake, and a gallon of ice cream. Guess I'll CTB of cardiac arrest rather than my actual method and I dont know if its a good thing or not. Haha

Strawberry sake is a new one to me. You like? I like the plum wines. Sake is awesome. And there are so many different varieties. Amazing.

Oh, damn. How cd one leave out the famous Waffle House with their pounded beef patty and crispy hash browns? Great choice. That would make me NOT want to ctb. I'd miss it so much. Such gustatory relish. Speaking of gustatory relish, would you pass it this way? Thx.

Strawberry sake is a new one to me. You like? I like the plum wines. Sake is awesome. And there are so many different varieties. Amazing.

If we ctb eating this way, we can all sing, "I Left My Heart In a Pan of Crisco" (sung to the the melody of "I Left My Heart In San Francisco")

 

[Chiisai]

Oh, damn. How cd one leave out the famous Waffle House with their pounded beef patty and crispy hash browns? Great choice. That would make me NOT want to ctb. I'd miss it so much. Such gustatory relish. Speaking of gustatory relish, would you pass it this way? Thx.

Strawberry sake is a new one to me. You like? I like the plum wines. Sake is awesome. And there are so many different varieties. Amazing.

Yep. Got love for sweet stuff. Fruit beers are my thing since my liver is too bruised for the strong stuff. As for the sake, its just leftovers from storage. I just cut up some berries, placed it in the sake, and added just a pinch of sugar for it to ferment a bit more for a few days. Or if you want a quick fix, just blend some berries to slush then mix it with sake. Its now like alcoholic shake.

 

[KimKevorkian]

Yep. Got love for sweet stuff. Fruit beers are my thing since my liver is too bruised for the strong stuff. As for the sake, its just leftovers from storage. I just cut up some berries, placed it in the sake, and added just a pinch of sugar for it to ferment a bit more for a few days.

I dig your home infusing. So cool. I love all sweet things. I must have been a hummingbird in a past life (you should see my nose. It's literally a 3 inch long needle, like many of our politicians have).

 

[Chiisai]

I dig your home infusing. So cool. I love all sweet things. I must have been a hummingbird in a past life (you should see my nose. It's literally a 3 inch long needle, like many of our politicians have).

Haha Love your humor. Well, got to do what you can do when bored.

 

[KimKevorkian]

Yep. Got love for sweet stuff. Fruit beers are my thing since my liver is too bruised for the strong stuff. As for the sake, its just leftovers from storage. I just cut up some berries, placed it in the sake, and added just a pinch of sugar for it to ferment a bit more for a few days. Or if you want a quick fix, just blend some berries to slush then mix it with sake. Its now like alcoholic shake.

Alcoholic shake? Like the DTs? OOOh. Alcoholic shake as in "glug glug". My lightbulb might need replacing.

Haha Love your humor. Well, got to do what you can do when bored.

Amen to that. I so want to sleep but I'm up like a rooster on Viagra (huh?). Pretty quiet tonight on the airwaves it seems to me. What do you think everyone's up to, besides knitting nooses?

This doesn't answer your question, but I always wondered how prisoners on death row decide what their last meal should be. I guess this is what feel like!

Hmmm...yeah, I wonder. Do they give them a choice of, say, five entrees, then say, "Sorry, all out. But how about lime jello?"

Dunno what my last meal should be. Most of the time food tastes like nothing and I have to push myself to eat something. Maybe something chocolate

Maybe Godiva chocolate liqueur drizzled on a raspberry-filled cakeadoodle thingamajigger sprinkled with a whatchamacallit.

A nice last meal does sound nice, but I think I'd want to avoid hyping it up too much so as to not end up psyching myself up. Recently I've been having pasta for dinner most nights because it's so easy to make and tastes okay, so I'd probably through together a moderately-sized bowl of pasta and maybe finish it off with a few squares of dark chocolate.

A fine Etruscan choice. Got some pasta tonight and am pondering how I'll use it. Used to live on pasta. And when I had leftover spaghetti, I'd toss it in the frying pan with some butter and herbs and a few eggs and voila..instant nausea. Kidding. It sustained me for hours--alongside the nausea. Just top with grated parmesan and Pepto, you'll be fine.

 

[Chiisai]

Alcoholic shake? Like the DTs? OOOh. Alcoholic shake as in "glug glug". My lightbulb might need replacing.

Amen to that. I so want to sleep but I'm up like a rooster on Viagra (huh?). Pretty quiet tonight on the airwaves it seems to me. What do you think everyone's up to, besides knitting nooses?

Hmmm...yeah, I wonder. Do they give them a choice of, say, five entrees, then say, "Sorry, all out? But how about lime jello?"

Maybe Godiva chocolate liqueur drizzled on a raspberry-filled cakeadoodle thingamajigger sprinkled with a whatchamacallit.

A fine Etruscan choice. Got some pasta tonight and am pondering how I'll use them. Used to live on pasta. And when I had leftover spaghetti, I'd toss it in the frying pan with some butter and herbs and a few eggs and voila..instant nausea. Kidding. It sustained me through hours.

Dont know about DTs but the more fruit over alcohol ratio you have, the more it looks like shake. Add crushed ice and/or milk then it'll be like strawberry milkshake sake.

 

[KimKevorkian]

Dont know about DTs but the more fruit over alcohol ratio you have, the more it looks like shake. Add crushed ice and/or milk then it'll be like strawberry milkshake sake.

Dudette, we shd go into biz and kick rearocks all over Jamba Juice. That's all I'm sayin'.

 

[Chiisai]

Dudette, we shd go into biz and kick rearocks all over Jamba Juice. That's all I'm sayin'.

Maybe in the next life we will!

 

[KimKevorkian]

Upon reincarnating, my first words will be "What's D's email?"
Buenos nachos, y'all

 

[yeh it's all gucci]

Not sure, sometimes I think I would like my homemade lasagne, but I can't go past a burger and chips.. with double beef, double cheese, bacon, onion, pickles and sauce, oh yehhhhh and there would definitely need to be chocolate involved too.

 

[hopelessgirl]

I don't have a last meal. Every meal I eat could be the last so I'm just winging it.

 

[Muse]

I would like to have sushis and chocolate pie.

But instead I will have salad like the other days to stay skinny till the end. Just in case.

 

[FuneralCry]

I do not want to have a last meal, to me there is no point to eating if I will soon be gone from this world. I do not enjoy eating, it is a chore.

 

[notaboutangels]

Sushi and a chocolate covered cherry to cleanse my mouth when I take SN.

 

[KimKevorkian]

And for the insomniacs in the crowd, here's a book on reasons and arguments for euthanasia, esp. as it pertained to the Netherlands a couple of decades ago. But, clearly, the parallels and arguments remain quite relevant. Good bedside reading as you're sipping your N.

 

[DontplayGod]

Damn a quesadilla sounds good as hell right now