AcuteToxicity
I'm gonna punch God
- Dec 19, 2025
- 9
During the next few months, I am going to pre-game before the week of. I am going to take all 4¢ out of my bank account, get a credit card to max out on whatever I want the week of death.
Give my doctor a DNR form.
Obtain maverick 88 Shotgun + high powered, hollow point rounds. Something relatively cheap and doesn't miss.
Practice aiming in my room with the shotgun and an airsoft pistol. Committing and practicing the positioning of my body with the gun straight back or slightly down my throat to maximize the potential for brainstem destruction.
Collect some painkillers just to take the edge off, I do well on all of them.
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On the day of I will uber/hike out to the Cascades in the summer, find somewhere nice and warm.
With my gun in a guitar or large tent case (need to also get), my backpack, stuffed with a blanket containing my suicide note, drugs, and a couple cans of coke. I go find a good spot, probably on a Tuesday or Thursday when no one is gonna be out doing shit.
Set myself up after taking some meds and drinking a can.
Then BANG
What should my suicide note be? Do you think I should have a sign that lets stupid do-gooders know to fuck off? Is there something I missed or have yet to consider? Please let me know and thanks for reading.
Give my doctor a DNR form.
Obtain maverick 88 Shotgun + high powered, hollow point rounds. Something relatively cheap and doesn't miss.
Practice aiming in my room with the shotgun and an airsoft pistol. Committing and practicing the positioning of my body with the gun straight back or slightly down my throat to maximize the potential for brainstem destruction.
Collect some painkillers just to take the edge off, I do well on all of them.
---
On the day of I will uber/hike out to the Cascades in the summer, find somewhere nice and warm.
With my gun in a guitar or large tent case (need to also get), my backpack, stuffed with a blanket containing my suicide note, drugs, and a couple cans of coke. I go find a good spot, probably on a Tuesday or Thursday when no one is gonna be out doing shit.
Set myself up after taking some meds and drinking a can.
Then BANG
What should my suicide note be? Do you think I should have a sign that lets stupid do-gooders know to fuck off? Is there something I missed or have yet to consider? Please let me know and thanks for reading.
