Suicide by hitman

[Lextyle]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

 

[Aflame5926]

i know right. but this dream end up being a meme

 

[lifelite]

someone tried that, but the hitman was undercover cop

 

[Lextyle]

someone tried that, but the hitman was undercover cop

haha turning suicide by hitman into suicide by cop

 

[tunnelV]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

 

[Lextyle]

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

*it was James McAvoy*

 

[madameviolette]

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

 

[FrustratedMTFtrans]

I had contact in a general chat group with a woman who claimed to me that she was available for hire to discretely shoot people by contract using a silenced firearm so no one hears and her service include disposal, she said. She was doing it only in the US, not wanting to risk travel aboard with a firearm abroad or to procure one for use there.

I thought of hiring her to kill me, a hit contract on myself therefore, telling her she should shoot in my navel and/or hole, repeatedly if necessary, and pulling the trigger on some empty chambers first for an extra thrill. But she shouldn't shoot me the the face or head, I added, as I am vain when made up pretty and dressed up in my female clothing and as a woman, she should understand that request, I thought.

Then this silent assassin went silent and didn't appear online any more in the chat group. So I am not dying at her hands, a pity, as I fancied a woman killing me, as a member of the gentler sex who should have empathy and understanding for people like me who adore and like to live and behave in a feminine way.

 

[Lextyle]

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

Maybe she was into that kind of stuff?

 

[halfstay]

type shit, I'd do it in a heart beat. I'd want it to be some real dramatics too, some crazy assassination that makes me look like an important person lol. unfortunately hit men are basically just myths atp. anyone claiming to offer hit man services is 1000% just a fed lol.

 

[FrustratedMTFtrans]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

It can be done. Although not strictly a professional hitman, it seems, Dwain Hall in Florida agreed on a fetish website with Sonia Exelby in the UK to abuse, torture and kill her at her request.

So she flew to Florida soon afterwards in October 2025. He picked her up at the airport, took her to an Airbnb, had sex with her several times, beat her up, bruised her, cut her on her breasts and neck and asked her several times if she still wanted him to kill her.

She gave her consent each time, so he killed her by stabbing her four times with a 7-inch knife and buried her somewhere nearby. She showed signs of hesitation just beforehand, I know females tend to be like that, but it was too late. He wasn't careful enough to cover his tracks, so he is in prison now.

Sonia Exelby said she had several other people lined up to kill her, but it was Hall who got the contract with her and fulfilled it. If he hadn't turned up at the airport, I am sure she would have sought out the next person on her list to kill her, especially after having made a big effort to travel so far to get killed. For her not to have got what she wanted would have been an embarassing and awkward failure, a fate worse than death.

But he had an interest in turning up at the airport, as she paid off his IRS debts for him - effectively the price of the contract then.

 

[tunnelV]

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

It was before she was mega famous but she probably still had a lot of money given her father is a successful actor.

 

[sadpeach]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

I was literally just thinking about this earlier this morning. Would definitely make things a lot easier lol

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I AM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT, AND THUS CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT HITMEN ARE ALL MY COLLEAGUES UNDERCOVER

 

[hurts2b]

Everyone is rightfully mention in the feds, but I would be most worried about scammers. Hitmen aren't cheap. Imagine some asshole taking all your life savings and then refusing to finish the job.
Now you're depressed and penniless.

 

[bellaisdonewithlife]

I made a post like this too a few months ago. It would be so hard to find a trustworthy one though. I would want it to be using my method of choice only too. I'm not sure there are many who would be willing to gas me out.

It seems the organized crime groups in my area know how to find them. A while back I watched a high security trial at the court here on like 2 days and there was with a hitman on trial for an organized crime group. He got locked up for a long time.