successfully ordered A from N

[martha]

well, I`ve always been a bit muddle-headed, when it comes down to perfection, but this time I am really confused.
Maybe it is the 30 new threads that pop up recently, everytime I log in.
A arrived yesterday, he is lovely and a kind person, though he is suffering from nervous twitches, when I mention this forum.
He seems overworked, guess it was his long travel from N.
He´ll be back tomorrow but I need to giftwrap him, as it seems difficult to get him through the customs.
He sends his love to everyone and asks for patience, if some deliveries may take a bit longer.

 

[Soul]

I've read that creative packaging is the way to slip him through customs. You might want to try disguising him as a Blu-Ray of a Polanski film or as a cosmetics sampler.

 

[martha]

thank you so much for your kind support and your expertise, it came right at time.
A suggested some really alarming coverings, you can tell he´s had a hard time lately. He was on about swan feathers and started a worrying hysterical giggling.
The Polanski film idea is excellent though.
I will keep you informed.

 

[Soul]

Give A (and his dear nephew of course) my best regards. If he claims not to remember me, just do a slow hula to the tune of Down in the Meadow in a Little Bitty Pool, moving your eyebrows and hips suggestively. He'll recall.

 

[martha]

Your method sounds absolutely helpful in any circumstances and I hope my hips and eyebrows will bring back happy memories to him.
I hope it is not against the rules to mention that A is not exactly the type of person we all might have imagined, he is a bit like a paradise bird.
Though he is selling gallons of medicines to kill the cat population of a small industrian country, he loves animals.
Explained me, that he is selling the stuff to humans, so that no more pets are killed.
He is dreaming of a world full of fluffy kittens instead of brutal human beings.

 

[Soul]

My kind of guy
And let me assure you, Martha: Your hips and eyebrows delight anyone you care to delight. Enjoy your time with A!