MartyByrde
Experienced
- Mar 15, 2020
- 286
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Hey Guest,
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Think of it this way: you are not poor, you are environmentally friendly because you try to salvage the edible parts, instead of throwing the toast in the bin and wasting resources.
I'd say you're Captain Planet!Last edited:
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,157
Spanking the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle like it owes you money. Digging through the couch for loose change. Flicking your lighter 100x to light your cigarette.
MartyByrde
Experienced
- Mar 15, 2020
- 286
Ketchup spanker--best phrase I've heard in a while!
Did you try shaking the lighter? I can usually get an extra flick or two that way.The sound made by the caviar jar as it hits the floor of my brand new Rolls Royce.
(I feel poor because my butler is not there to pick it up for me.)
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,157
Oh I spank all my bottles until my hand hurts!
I've not tried that lighter trick but I'll definitely keep it in mind. The one I have is about done for so I'll be trying that really soon!
Fragile
Broken
- Jul 7, 2019
- 1,496
Brink
Exhausted. RadHomo.
- Feb 11, 2020
- 625
Digging through the ashtray for dogends.
Fragile
Broken
- Jul 7, 2019
- 1,496
oh and also the distinct sound of... carving a pipe out of an apple.
yeah, i've made a lot of poor life decisions these last couple of years.
MartyByrde
Experienced
- Mar 15, 2020
- 286
Sounds like my adolescence. I may carve one for old time's sake.
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,157
puppy9
au revoir
- Jun 13, 2019
- 1,238
walking face down hoping to find some money on the ground to satisfy my gambling habit.
Broken Chimera
The abyss also gazes into you
- May 27, 2019
- 973
Fragile
Broken
- Jul 7, 2019
- 1,496
god damn, i thought that i was just mildly trashy, but this thread has shown me that i'm actually poor.
i guess that i should start saving money for that washing machine.The farty sound the shampoo bottle makes when you try to squeeze the last watered down bit out.
BPD Barbie
Visionary
- Dec 1, 2019
- 2,359
And then taking all your 5ps and 1ps to the shop to buy things with.
When people say things like 'oh it only costs X amount to buy', that makes my ass feel broke as hell.
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
When housemate's BMW engine sounds and you don't have a car, and either walk or catch a bus all the time.
MartyByrde
Experienced
- Mar 15, 2020
- 286
I waited for 3 pennies in change today. Felt cheap as hell, but it all adds up.
puppy9
au revoir
- Jun 13, 2019
- 1,238
Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
- 4,704
The sound of carefully rinsing frozen-spinach bags in order to have any plastic bags at all.
The sound of rinsed-out frozen-spinach bags rubber-banded to my feet when I have to go out in wet weather.
The sound of my brain-dead feet clumping around with their circulation cut off by rubber bands.
On a cheerier note: the sound Peeps make when I toast them over the stove. Discount Peeps that is.
BPD Barbie
Visionary
- Dec 1, 2019
- 2,359
Yep! That's why I keep a little change pot and put all the small change in it.The knock on the door cuz I'm too tight to buy a doorbell.
Edit: bought a doorbell
KleinerWolf
Account Wipe.
- Apr 30, 2020
- 2,700
The knock on the door cuz I'm too tight to buy a doorbell.
Edit: bought a doorbell
You can have my doorbell since no one visits me haha.
Sorry for being sarcastic... I had to...
Squiddy
Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
- Sep 4, 2019
- 5,903
Fighting medics while in postictal state because a ride in the wee-woo van is too expensive.
