Games Pineapple on Pizza: The Counting Game

[Sphene]

444

 

[U. A.]

445

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

night shift pineapple loving

446

 

[LittleSunshine]

I shall never bend the knee to pineapple upon pizza. Let the heavens crack and the earth tremble before I yield. Never!

445

 

[gottacheckout]

444

 

[LittleSunshine]

443

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

And I speak to thee.
People of this republic.
Showing my bare hands.
Exposing my open heart and ask:
Why must HATE
Always have to win over love?

444

 

[LittleSunshine]

Because love arrives empty-handed,
and hate comes armored in certainty.
Because love asks us to stay, to listen, to bleed
while hate promises speed, slogans, and a target.
And in a republic afraid of its own silence,
the loudest wound is mistaken for truth.

443

 

[Sphene]

442

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

I'm afraid I spent all my improvisation points on the previous one... LIKE PINEAPPLE PIZZA!

443

 

[LittleSunshine]

No, no, muchos calorías, rápido kakio!

442

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

No! I had already forgotten that catchy tune!

443

 

[gottacheckout]

442

 

[mjolnir]

441

The pineapple arrived stealthily, thinking it was invited,
It slipped onto the hot pizza without ever having been called.

 

[LittleSunshine]

440

 

[mjolnir]

439
For the end of pineapple on pizzaaaaa!

 

[Sphene]

438

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

439

pineapple pizza lovers assemble!!

 

[mjolnir]

We raise our slices to the sky and say: enough!
It's not censorship, it's a defense of balance and tradition
Against the sweetness that has infiltrated the nation's mass!
438

 

[LittleSunshine]

Pineapple on pizza: proof some people are willing to ruin a perfectly good thing.

437

 

[Sphene]

436

 

[mjolnir]

435
My highly scientific theory is that pineapple on pizza causes a cosmic imbalance.

 

[gottacheckout]

434

 

[LittleSunshine]

435
My highly scientific theory is that pineapple on pizza causes a cosmic imbalance.

Ah yes, the Pineapple-Pizza Paradox! For every slice consumed, a star somewhere loses its dignity.

PS: I do hope that people understand that this is all a big joke, right? And not taking it seriously... lol

433

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

435
My highly scientific theory is that pineapple on pizza causes a cosmic imbalance.

Which could be a good thing, that imbalance makes boring hydrogen to shine as stars and makes evolution possible

434

 

[LittleSunshine]

Which could be a good thing, that imbalance makes boring hydrogen to shine as stars and makes evolution possible

Oh, you almost convinced me! You're good...

433

 

[mjolnir]

432

The universe balances itself out of shame.
For every slice of pineapple pizza consumed on Earth, a distant star continues to shine… but with profound existential embarrassment.
NASA insists there is no connection whatsoever, but curiously avoids commenting on the peaks of "stellar silence" recorded after large orders of pineapple pizza.

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

good old Ian Malcolm is always a good argument

433

 

[mjolnir]

432
I hope these are sufficient arguments to eliminate pineapple from pizzas.

 

[LittleSunshine]

Even Schrödinger's cat refuses to stay in the box, it runs to hide from the pineapple!

431