No farting January!

[Someone123]

I have not farted even once for the whole month of January! This must be some kind of world record or something.

 

[theloserestloser]

how did u decide to set that goal for urself

 

[OrcWitch]

I'm proud of you. Everyone should strive to be like you so that we may live in a better world.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

oops Sorry :-)

 

[Someone123]

how did u decide to set that goal for urself

I just decided that I really wanted to make a difference in the world this year and so this was the best idea I could think of. :)

 

[Suicidebydeath]

I know someone who farts every 2 seconds this would be impossible for them but I also wish they would set this as a goal as well. If they could just get their farts per minute down to a more reasonable number like 10 or 20 it would be great.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Don't rest on your laurels, young padawan. Many of my girlfriends have farted in their sleep. If you genuinely are not aware of any time you farted throughout January (unlikely) you probably play that trumpet at night.

I would set up cameras to record yourself throughout February to make sure you're keeping up the good work while asleep. It is the shortest month at least.

 

[motel rooms]

I would set up cameras to record yourself throughout February to make sure you're keeping up the good work while asleep. It is the shortest month at least.

If you're wrong, them cameras gonna be destroyed in explosive February.