My imagination at work - the perfect suicide device

[suffering]

Like a machine gun or something that would be placed on top on my bed facing me (maybe with some AI chip that can make it point to my head even if I toss and turn) that could kill me if activated, BUT (and this is very important as it would overcome the survival instinct) with a random decision maker regarding the night in which I would die, basically I would set it 'Kill me some time in the next 4 years'. I wouldn't know the date, maybe it's after 1 day, maybe it's after 4 years. This way I could sleep easily without fear (if I would set it with precise date, I wouldn't be able to sleep that date).
I know this is all imagination, but it's all I have left right now.

 

[Bustedhornet]

Damn.. up to 4 years!? That would be hell. I'd set it for a month

 

[Worndown]

Yeah, about year three it would completely take over your life. The stress could kill you!

 

[suffering]

Yeah, about year three it would completely take over your life. The stress could kill you!

Yes, That is possible... I guess I would turn it off after 3/4 of time has passed and reset the timer again or something. Or maybe my SI would get in the way even then :(

 

[Soul]

I'm not sure I'd want a machine gun as part of my bedroom decor. How about something like this:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/death-via-rube-goldberg-machiene.21138/

 

[InTheAirTonight]

Brilliant! Saved

 

[Deleted member 17949]

High IQ but I'd rather just get hit by a train or something

 

[Aap]

Nuke

 

[rhiino]

Nuke

Perfect suicide. 100 % success rate. Just a bit of collateral damage.