Help Most crazy way to commit suicide?

[CFLoser]

So when i commit suicide, im saying this shit has to be crazy.

I want the people to come discover my body to be suprised and not even like, upset that im dead or scarred for life. Potentially funny if possible. Maybe leaving a funny ironic suicide note that may make the people who find me laugh.

AnywAY, post your funny ideas for a suicide in this thread. but i dont condone suicide that is wrong a

 

[meetapple]

Coaxing an elephant into sodomizing you.

 

[IWantToGoFast]

In my lonely state it's the most funny i can be, but here it goes.

Here I am with a smile on my face,
I want you to smile too,
I disappeared without a trace,
There's one thing I need you to do.

Raise a glass for me and you,
As ceremonious as you can beee,
Now you realise you're f***** up to,
Drinking wine with lifeless meee!
this irish fella got it pretty funny at his own funeral.

 

[one.way.out]

Jump into a volcano.

 

[OnlyTheWind]

Neck on train track.

 

[Dear Agony]

I think a funny suicide note would make them more surprised than a "funny" suicide method, because I don't think there are funny suicide methods at all, at least not to the people who discover the body. Seeing death is never a funny experience.
I remember I read about a suicide note long ago from a suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge that said ""Absolutely no reason except I have a toothache." Lol

 

[ClownMe]

Coaxing an elephant into sodomizing you.

I came here to say this, you beat me to it.

 

[Apricity]

Go around Arkansas wearing an LSU shirt and keep saying Ar-can-zus.

 

[Worndown]

So when i commit suicide, im saying this shit has to be crazy.

I want the people to come discover my body to be suprised and not even like, upset that im dead or scarred for life. Potentially funny if possible. Maybe leaving a funny ironic suicide note that may make the people who find me laugh.

AnywAY, post your funny ideas for a suicide in this thread. but i dont condone suicide that is wrong a

Dress as a clown first. Your note could ramble on about not being able to live in a world with so many non-clowns. They just freak you out.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Here's one way.