Most annoying things people say...

[lotus11]

1. It will get better
2. Love yourself first
3. Be grateful
4. The medical professionals know what they're talking about
5. Happiness always comes from within yourself

Continue the list!...

 

[Claudia]

Suicide is the cowards way out.
Suicide is selfish.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

1. Just smile
2. Just pray
3. Why are you sad that your husband and kids died
4. Just restart your life
5. Youre too young to feel pain from loss of your family. You need to be older for that
6. Just be happy
7. You can recover
8. Just forget them
9. Because i said so
10. Did you eat
11. Just take your vitamins and youll be fine

Every. Single. Day.

 

[Giraffey]

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I hate it when people say that as well, so much pressure...

1. You have a bright future ahead of you. (bad - except when staring down the headlamps of a truck).
2. Time heals all wounds.
3. You've got your whole life ahead of you!

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

-You're so talented, I'm sure you can figure something out!
-You have to take responsibility for your life.
-You have to create your own meaning in life.
-Don't overthink it!
-You have more power than you think!
-Have you thought about meditation?
-Just move on and don't think about it anymore.

 

[Dreamless Sleep]

When you've lived with chronic 6-8/10 pain for years and people say they understand your pain because they have a sore back/knee/finger etc. once in a while.

When you have only one child... who has mental illness and drug addiction, who you live in fear for their life every single day because of the life they live... and you sometimes go months without hearing from them and even when you do they say or do things to break your heart. And then someone who has like 5 kids says they understand what you're going through because one of their kids smokes pot and dropped out of college or something.

 

[MorticiasHair]

• everything will be fine
• think positive
• be optimistic
• drink herbal teas
• it's all in your head.
• there are ppl people who are worse off
than you.
• you're using your mental illnesses as an excuse to not do stuff.
• I can't be bothered with your problems, I have enough of my own.
• I'm going through more than you.
• Don't just lay and pity yourself.
• Just stop being sad. Be happy. Keep your shit together.
• Just get over it.
• Just do it.
• Go outside, get some fresh air.
• You are waisting your time
• If I were you ...
• go out dating
• have some fun
• you are too pessimistic
• everyone has their moments of sadness. • have you ever tried changing your diet?
• smile
• you are overreacting
• you have no reason
• stop it

 

[ocd is bad]

"Suicide is never the answer, just call 1 800 273 8255 and your depression will be instantly cured and you'll love life and it'll be all happiness and unicorns shitting rainbows"

OP already said this but "it gets better" is a personal favorite of mine, when you look at suicide rates they generally increase with age

 

[Saed]

"Cheer up,it might never happen"
"Don't smile,it may crack your face"
Both invariably said by total strangers passing who seem to think they're being witty.
Incredibly freaking intrusive,when they don't have the faintest notion of our circumstances.

 

[Doormat]

This too shall pass
Stop listening to that depressing music
Maybe you should volunteer in a domestic violence refuge to help put things into perspective
You don't seem depressed - you laugh a lot

 

[Deleted member 17949]

"Anime is for kids"

 

[illbeinthegarage]

"Anime is for kids"

'pokemon is my favourite anime'

 

[Deleted member 17949]

'pokemon is my favourite anime'

"Oh I am a weeb too you know, I watched MHA and SAO not to brag tee hee"

 

[KleinerWolf]

When i told my dad I'm going to commit suicide,
he said "If you plan on leaving this world, please splatter a small basin of water near your doorway, helps deter the demon so that you can go where u want in your afterlife. This suggestion, is not superstition, very effective, your grandpa had experienced it, avoided the danger of death."

LMFAO
Chinese parents in a nutshell.

Like are you fucked in your head mate?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

1. Yeah/okay, but...

2. You just have to...

3. It's easy!

4. You/they should...

5. God works in mysterious ways, just trust.

6. You attract everything that happens to you, good or bad.

7. Karma will win.

8. Don't try to figure it out for yourself.

9. S/he was only just...

10. You wrote/said too much. I can't process all that. (End of discussion.)

11. You'd be a lot more ______ if you just ______.

12. Sorry but...

13. I'm not saying _____ but...

14. In these times of _____ we all need to...

15. Mañana (Spanish for pretending to say yes or maybe, but meaning "most likely never" without actually admitting it).

 

[Simba]

1. It will get better
2. Love yourself first
3. Be grateful
4. The medical professionals know what they're talking about
5. Happiness always comes from within yourself

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1. Mind over Matter
2. You're broken
3. Fake it till you make it
4. Keep your chin up
5. You're being lazy that's what
6. You don't want to get better , do you ?
7. That's what you chose ? To be sad ?
8. "Me: i still have suicidal thoughts..

Psychiatrist: oh.. i don't know.. you look lively and colorful... "

"....and you think to yourself... What a wonderful world ..." (Featured in Madagascar)

9. I understand your needs but you can't
just go to the toilet at stress hour (I've got chrone's disease also and i work as a cashier)
10. Things will get better
11. "Maybe it's just a part of your personality.. being depressed.. " (psychiatrist once told me that )
12. It's not appropriate.
13. It stresses people out.
14. Me talking to people about life and death and then getting suspended for "hurting" them when in reality they haven't even asked each and everyone of them ·_·


Not everything on the list has happened to me but a fair bit has :/

 

[the box is empty]

Why can't you be more like...?

 

[death unto me]

Just pray and trust God
Suicide is not the answer
People have it worse
It's all in your mind
any suicide hotline

 

[the-eternal]

they say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem — what they don't tell you is that it's a permanent solution to all your problems!

 

[Circles]

I could make a full list of cliches I've encountered over the years but the newest ones that's been getting under my skin lately are:

'You need to try literally everything before finally killing yourself.'
'Life is full of possibilities.'
'Oh have you tried meditating?'
'Oh have you tried psychedelic drugs like ayahuasca, dot, shrooms, lsd, etc.?'
Or this one where it annoys the fuck out of me whenever I ask an existential question of sorts and someone will say this as if it's a satisfying answer: 'It just is.'

 

[wildgoat1995]

Probably ''love yourself first'' or something along those lines.

 

[Sprite_Geist]

When people (often strangers) use the "everybody cares about you!", or "you are valued!" lines which they literally repeat to everyone; regardless of the suicidal persons situation or state.

Randomer: "Don't commit suicide! Your life matters!"
Me: "No it doesn't. No one bothers with me."
Randomer: "But you're loved and wanted!"
Me: "No I'm not. Nobody gives a damn."
Randomer: "Aww don't say that! There must be someone who cares!"
Me: "Nah. I don't have any friends in my life - I've been alone for most of my life."
Randomer: "Wrong. There's people out there who love you!"
Me: *SIGH* "Why won't you listen to me?!?"

 

[Heart Shards]

The worst in my opinion is, "Life is a gift!" Well, Mom, Dad you got the receipt? Because i'm ready to take it back for better shit!

 

[MaisieWilliamsLover]

If you aren't with us then you are against us

 

[Chiyuki99]

"You will change your mind" as a response to when I say I neither like or want kids

"Wow, he is such a good man" to describe a man who does basic functioning-adult things such as cooking, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, etc.

"Sleeping until 3pm isn't wasting the whole day" Yes. It. Is.

 

[Mgl91]

everything happens
everything has a solution
you will be better
you are strong

 

[Pryras]

1. Get over it
2. Just move on
3. Karma will handle it
4. Suicide is cowardly
5. Life is precious
6. Think happy thoughts!

 

[Epsilon0]

6. Think happy thoughts!

Me, thinking a happy thought:
"Hello, I am Death. I have come for you."

 

[nerve]

"fake it till you make it :3"

It rhymes so it must be true!!

 

[islima]

"You have so much to live for"