Literally U can ship *shit* to enemies

[castler]

Oh wow! If U have enemies - like I think we all do, uh - check this site/resource out

ShitExpress

It sounds legit - U use "bitcoins" to anonymously ship (horse/elephant) shit to a person of ur choice - this is actually really hilarious for $17. Course One could do the same with our own feces anonymously mailed but they probably send it w/ more quantity and it stinks more?

 

[lofticries]

Lol shit express.

Whose shit is it though?

 

[waitingforrest]

...okay that's enough internet for today. I hope to never need to use this service, but good to know it exists?

 

[noname223]

Reminds me of a story I read some months ago in a news magazine. A woman had an argument with a neighbor. The argument escalated. After a while she ringed the door of her neighbor again. Before that she shitted in a bucket and then she emptied it above the head of her neighbor. She is now indicted for that. Bodily harm.

 

[Eternal🌈Rainbow]

Omg I actually cracked up laughing so much
Thank you for making this post and sharing this valuable information with us

 

[castler]

Lol shit express.

Whose shit is it though?

The guy that did a Utube vid said it was shipped from some 3rd world country like Slovakia or somethin.

Omg I actually cracked up laughing so much
Thank you for making this post and sharing this valuable information with us

I figured we all could use a lil laugh - glad u enjoyed it!

 

[rationaltake]

Love it. If I had Bitcoin I'd make use of this valuable service right now!

 

[Sibyl Vane]

It seems like a waste of money to me. Why spend on something you can easily produce at home? Just make sure to eat a lot of food and take some laxatives. Repeat the process for a couple of days if you don't think enough was collected on the first try. I challenge any horse to rival with the smell of that.

 

[castler]

True - I know after consuming at least 2/3 protein bars, if I could at least make my shit smell like that after eating protein bars, the addressee wouldn't know what hit em. (Instant knockout gas).

But it's like I said above, u could make yer own. I think they even have free shipping.

 

[castler]

Who knows, maybe it comes scented in chocolate/hazelnut, they eat it thinking it's edible