I've decided to declare war on the birds near my window.

[Severen]

Their constant chirping must be put an end... Any ways I can scare them away without having to buy something or bang on my AC and yell at them? Unfortunately, they are too high up for the neighborhood cats to get to them... Maybe build a ladder for the cats?

 

[Lavendel]

do you want to scare them or annihilate em

 

[Severen]

do you want to scare them or annihilate em

Scare them. Annihilating them would result in a lot of dead bird corpses near my window and then I'd have to smell their rotting flesh all the time.

 

[oopswronglife]

What kind of birds? Starlings etc seem immune to anything but physical violence and I am not even sure that death permanently stops them. They will perch a meter from you and chirp mockingly whilst pooping on everything. For many normal (non demonic) birds just some shiny, noisy stuff like foil strips or plastic streamers in the wind will keep them away.

 

[Severen]

What kind of birds? Starlings etc seem immune to anything but physical violence and I am not even sure that death permanently stops them. They will perch a meter from you and chirp mockingly whilst pooping on everything. For many normal (non demonic) birds just some shiny, noisy stuff like foil strips or plastic streamers in the wind will keep them away.

I'll try to figure out what kind birds they are but thanks for the tips. I will try the tin foil strips and plastic streamers first.

 

[GinaIsReady]

Scare them. Annihilating them would result in a lot of dead bird corpses near my window and then I'd have to smell their rotting flesh all the time.

Not if you eat them as soon as the cat kills them.

 

[Severen]

Not if you eat them as soon as the cat kills them.

Nah, I don't want to eat no diseased birds. And cats wont want to surrender their kill.

 

[Person]

In my city, shop owners use water guns on them. Doesn't harm them and puts them off coming back (eventually)

 

[Severen]

In my city, shop owners use water guns on them. Doesn't harm them and puts them off coming back (eventually)

That's an excellent idea. Thanks for sharing. I was thinking of building a huge ramp for all the homeless cats in my neighborhood as well. LOL

 

[Person]

That's an excellent idea. Thanks for sharing. I was thinking of building a huge ramp for all the homeless cats in my neighborhood as well. LOL

Love it!

 

[oopswronglife]

That's an excellent idea. Thanks for sharing. I was thinking of building a huge ramp for all the homeless cats in my neighborhood as well. LOL

Somebody say a ramp?